The_Myth

Writer. Soldier. Engineer. Trader. Explorer.
A life lived across continents.
Writing about tech, life, and stories worth telling.

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Happy Good Friday everyone. Somehow I find myself in the Office writing a tender, coffee in one hand and a Koeksister in the other...and even better, I made them myself! So instead of paying £2 for 1, I made 3 dozen last night and they should last the weekend, if I pace myself.

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@ANeckid I was walking around the perimeter of a cemetery (as I like to do) on my way to a construction site and just happened to notice these very colourful graves looking a bit out of place amongst the old headstones. It was a complete Kray plot with 4-5 Kray family members.

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Stumbled upon an interesting grave today.

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@pracs2007 Got another one next to me....this time on the bus.

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Why do "visitors" to London always have conversations on their mobiles, with the speaker on, at the top of their voices? I am the only other person in the carriage, and she has been going for 20 minutes without taking a breath. Basic etiquette...learn it!

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Until you slip and knock both front teeth out. Then it is so, so much more expensive!

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Cheaper than an annual gym membership 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤪

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@ThePhuketBar Fortunately they just confirmed. I am however taking the train, because I can see the fuel prices creeping up hourly.

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Advice needed.
I have a provisionally scheduled meeting tomorrow at 11am with a new client. It was made clear, by the client, that it depends on all delegates being available, but I have not yet had confirmation and they are not responding to emails or calls. It is a two hour drive first thing in the morning. Would you still go, or wait for confirmation?

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@Kevin1141046 @poobie_pillay Thank you. I only see her once a year when I visit SA...but we manage to fit a whole year into those 14 days!

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@Kevin1141046 @poobie_pillay When I visited my mum a few months ago, she still had my "Liewe Heksie" LP!

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@poobie_pillay With all that fuel around, I think I will sit on a garden chair in the Venter Trailer behind you.

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Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to the first of April! This one was definitely one of my favourite April Fools jokes of the day...or at least I hope it is a joke. With Milliband you never know.

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@HemmerleinLee We definitely need to see more cows! I miss my cows.

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@Darth_Martys Wonder if the tatoos came before or after he started inflating?

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@PatrickP583 ...and tomato, with a little bit of Mrs Balls and mayonnaise. Its no longer vegan, but wow!

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I think I have just made a terrible mistake. I have been invited by one of my staff for a BBQ on Saturday. Not having had one for months due to UK bad weather, I immediately accepted. I have just been informed by my PA that it is a vegan BBQ! What the ell is a Vegan BBQ and what do I take?! I need to find a get out excuse and quick!

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@AfricanDream01 Corn on the Cob I can do, I however prefer my steaks a little less cauliflowery...I have a feeling they are probably going to cook Vegan Burgers and sausages, and the last time I had one of those it was not too bad. I just dont think it should be done on a BBQ.

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@Kevin1141046 @poobie_pillay And now the song is stuck in my head!

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@ThePhuketBar @DeloresWhi50682 Acts10:13 - 15...noted! Bible under the arm, I am ready!

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Dont get me started on Eno's! Went to a Texas BBQ place a few weeks ago, and being used to a soft British mainly chicken diet, I really did not feel well afterwards. I scoured the whole of London for Enos, because I knew it was the only thing that's going to work. After driving around for a couple of hours I went home in defeat. (Not a product thats easy to find in the UK). Walked into the corner shop next to my flat to get a bottle of water and what do I see...Enos behind the counter. I could not believe it!

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@Ruth_VDW Exactly. I have nothing against a piece of lettuce...as long as it is on my plate for decoration. ☺️