Mark Farley

Orthodontist/pediatric dentist

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@RealSkipBayless The only thing that got greased was skip bayless’s gums. Try dove liquid it removes grease

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

Apparently I paid for your vaccine several years ago. The gift keeps on giving.

[Lexi @farlescharles]

If you had burnetts vodka bottles as decor in your college house, you don’t need to worry about the vaccine.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

Yeah!! Usher

[Lexi @farlescharles]

Low - Flo Rida Ft. T-Pain

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@farlescharles Lexi I agree. I hope this doesn’t effect the covid 19 death rate

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@dgold_16 Daniel you have a lot of anger centered around sports. Do you call that spangry. Have you looked more into the arts. Music or making pottery.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

I regret to inform you mine has never changed. Actually not sure what it is.

[Lexi @farlescharles]

I’m bored. Everyone please reply to this tweet with your first aim screen name. Be honest! In the interest of fairness, I will go first... scrblonde15 😳

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

That turns my stomach. Never go double digit pumps. Nine is fine.

[Lexi @farlescharles]

My coworker ordered a venti iced coffee with 10 pumps white mocha from Starbucks. This happened in October and I still think about it.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@FTSchools Fantastic board member that has devoted a tremendous amount of time and energy to our schools

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@farlescharles This is your conscience speaking. Don’t do it. You can borrow mine.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

So is your Dad.

[Lexi @farlescharles]

I’ve watched over 100 hours of @LoveIsland this summer with no signs of slowing. My husband is “not mad just disappointed”

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@farlescharles There is no need to go there. Too many better options.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@FOX19Lauren Great. I would double the number of blueberries

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@farlescharles @rickygervais I agree funny with a dark side.

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Phoenix on daylight savings weekend bad idea! Set my alarm for 7:30am. I was up 3 1/2 hrs. Before it went off.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@CollinsworthPFF Cris I’m thankful for the introduction to Turk. He was an entertainer at heart and always on. I will celebrate in his honor.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

Now you can be as cool as your dad

[Lexi @farlescharles]

I text my clients emojis cause I’m not like regular lawyers, I’m a cool lawyer 😎

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@reidjolly3 That was outstanding.

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@dgold_16 Daniel I wish you wouldn’t disparage my wife like that

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@farlescharles Probably the exact amount of 3 margaritas at cheap Mexican.

[Mark Farley @MarkfarleyMark]

@farlescharles So happy you are making adult choices. Maybe I’ll buy you a purse.