Mendy H

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Maybe I'm #misinformed or just #confused, but does #anyone really understand #or know #when to use a hashtag? #hashtag #typing #iphone

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

I'm thinking of becoming a shadchan, so I'm practicing with pairing socks.

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

New phone, so I'm back on twitter!

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Bochurim entering israel get stamped on their hands not their passports, cuz they're about to enter an amusement park.

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

I'm dressing up as Netanyahu for purim, and for misloach manos I'll be giving everyone some land

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Killing two birds with one stone is safer than flipping one bird at two stoners

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

The iron dome mistakingly shot down santa...so no presents this year

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Nittel is a time for people to reflect if it really affects their schedule in any way...

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

I always assume that when someone puts up a sign 'garage sale' they just probably forget the letter 'b'

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Is it wrong for me to picture every chusid with a long white beard in a santa suit?

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Where do all these pyramid schemers find me?

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Money you should earn and calories you should burn, not the other way around #wordsofwisdom

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Bloomberg wanted the marathon to train people to walk now that there is no gas

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Well its official, Obama won and America lost

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

I think Its safe to say that most people waiting on line for gas, are online

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

Its Thursday night, with all the cholent being consumed everywhere, there shouldn't be a gas shortage

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

For all the insurance companies, the hurricane is hitting right about now

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

These 75mph winds are no match for my flashlight and bottle of water, bring it on!

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

They expecting hurricane sandy to be the worst disaster since Obama was elected 4 yrs ago

[Mendy H @MarkitMendy]

All these iphone, smartphone burning events, are nothing more than a smoke screen