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#Dubnation//#RafaNadal𓃵//#YNWA

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Longest night of my life. Thank you for everything once again!

[Premier League @premierleague]

Another @LFC record for Mohamed Salah. 🇪🇬👑

In his final match at Anfield he overtakes Steven Gerrard's Premier League assists total!

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

Farewell to Mohamed Salah.
A faintly ridiculous 193 goals and 93 assists in the Premier League. 286 goal involvements in 327 appearances — a record surpassed only by Alan Shearer (324) and Wayne Rooney (311), both of whom made at least 100 more appearances.
The only player to have been named PFA Player of the Year three times.
One of English football’s greatest imports and Africa’s greatest exports. A phenomenon #LFC
https://t.co/kGRPVHumsK

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Unai Emery is a five-time Europa League champion.

By a fun quirk, all the teams he's won the tournament with have had 'Villa' in their name: Aston Villa (1), Sevilla (3) and Villarreal (1).🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The Egyptian King.

[Heki @hekitike9]

It’s hard, maybe even unfair… but I’m grateful this is happening to me here, among you. I’m not alone. Your strength and your love will be my driving force. See you again soon, Anfield ❤️

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

Pinpoint accuracy 🎯

[Milos Kerkez @kerkez_official]

Very important win,we were warriors out there tonight with unbelievable support in Anfield!🔴❤️

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

We have reached an agreement for the transfer of Jeremy Jacquet from Stade Rennais, with the defender set to join the club ahead of the 2026-27 season, subject to a work permit and international clearance 🙌🔴

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Slot subbing on Ngumoha whenever we're losing

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Happy New Year, Reds! 🎇🔴

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Happy New Year!

2026 will be a banger

[David Diga Hernandez @DigaHernandez]

A Prayer for Your Miracle

[Tibvlfc🧸 @tibvlfc]

Nigerian Liverpool fans are the realest. Many Nigerians supported clubs like Chelsea, United, and Arsenal for their wins, but Liverpool fans started supporting when we struggled.❤️🫶

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!!
Interracial marriage - Client!!!
Spotify DM’s - Client!!!
Grok - Undress this person!!!
Sees a queue - Jump it!!!
Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!!
Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!!
Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has sweets in bowls) - Pack all of it to your house!!!!

It’s called being “sharp” but we’re a greatly disruptive, destructive and depraved people.

And if you think about it, our leaders are just a representation of the people we are (no matter how we feel about it) because the first instinct of the average Nigerian is seek a way to exploit- every damn system.

Due process is only for fools.
Empathy is only for the slow.
You must get ahead, by hook or crook, take advantage where people are trusting or laid back. Use every tool you have to disrupt civility; whether it is to stand in front of a plane about to take off because of your office, or break into spaces where people from saner climes don’t have their guards up and swindle them because you’re “smart”.

“Naturally” they are “mugus” because they trusted you with simple human decency and you’re“smart” because you see trust and read it as foolery. But do you know what other group thrives off “survival of the fittest”? Animals in the wild!

You’re not smart, you’re just primal.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

❤️