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@JonKrawczynski Inbounds passes. Getting across half court. Jon, you need to help us fans out and prevent the Wolves from leaving practice until they figure this out. But seriously, this has been a longstanding issue. How can it get fixed?

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@JonKrawczynski Game 5 was the first time both teams could prepare a game plan for the post-Ant/ Dante Wolves. For game 6–what do you think the Wolves learned from gm 5—both about Den & themselves? What adjustments must Wolves make based on this info?

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@JonKrawczynski @SGLambChops Will game 83 finally be when continuity helps the Wolves? But seriously, who is a Den role player that could have a surprisingly big series and upend the Wolves?

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@winnietheb23926 @JoeSmithNHL Tampa had first player to the puck

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@PastLiebery @JoeSmithNHL Tampa had first player to the puck.

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@DaneMooreNBA Narrator: They are not.

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@brittrobson Gagiography?

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@NadineBabu They already lost the tiebreaker with Denver. 1-3 vs Denver

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@JakePaynting And Finch will be so mad at … the officials.

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@JonKrawczynski Continuity?

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@JonKrawczynski Continuity!!

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@Nate_Tice In 1995, the Chiefs were the number 1 seed with Steve Bono. But they lost to Harbaugh’s Colts … who lost to Neal O’Donnell’s Steelers. Year before, Stan Humphries led SD to the SB. What astonishing qb play!!

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@JonKrawczynski Was the talk of continuity that it’d start in 26, not 25?

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@JonKrawczynski Wolves off to a sluggish start? Shocking!!

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@andygreder Ski-Phew-Mah: U escapes with win in defensive struggle

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@JonKrawczynski Finch may need to get tossed every game.

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@brittrobson Remember those sweet October dreams when the players spoke about how continuity would prevent them from having slow starts? How they’d learned to take every team seriously? Oh well …

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@JonKrawczynski There’s the continuity!

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@JonKrawczynski Continuity!

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@ChristopherHine Which is more likely? A) Wolves, playing an opponent missing key players, play a great first quarter

B) Wolves have 0 turnovers in final 4 min of close game

C) Mariah Carey joins Finch’s staff

Explain.