Ben A

Red Devil & Northern Irish citizen of the European Union and Canada

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

WTF's the deal with Jerome Boateng's hair? It's like he's used a glue-stick to loosely attach some cotton wool to the top of his head. Even Neymar's inverted spaghetti bowl gets awarded more points (mainly for the effort it must have taken his mummy to get it ready). #HairWeGo

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

What a beautiful day for a Cup Final. We're the famous Man. United, and we're off to Wembley. Come on UNITED! #ManchesterUnited #TheFACup

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Blue moon, you celebrated too soon. 2-0 down, 3-2 up; that's the way to shut you up. We're Man. United; we do what we want. #DerbyDelight #ManchesterIsRed #MCiMUn #City2-3United

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Day 2 was just as terrific as Day 1, culminating in a post-conference debrief in Fionn MacCool's. In bed and asleep by 03:00. #ATESL17

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Really enjoyed attending some brilliant sessions and spending time with friends both old and new on Day 1 of the ATESL Conference. #ATESL17

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Another trophy in the bag: Manchester United 3-2 Southampton. 2017 League Cup Winners! #ManchesterUnited

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Whether or not you have children, you should go and see https://t.co/5vnWlLB9Gv because it's brilliant. #Moana

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

It's past 08:00 now, and there's no sign of the kids. #BestChristmasPresentEver

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Just saw a bloke wearing one of those "Make America Great Again" baseball caps complete with matching T-shirt. #Twat #ThisIsCanada

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

https://t.co/2F3QX3mqYy #IfWhiteAmericaToldTheTruthForOneDayItsWorldWouldFallApart

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

I have no problem with baseball, but it's frustrating to end up with it when I've set up a recording for World Cup qualifiers. #GetItRight

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Wave after wave of relentless pressure with youth team prodigy scoring winner in stoppage time. #ManchesterUnited https://t.co/7F8OMUbQQN

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Well said, Jose! #MUFC https://t.co/Frwp4vG3pI

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Has anyone got a copy of Season 3 of The Wire that I could please borrow? I need seasons 4 and 5 too, but Season 3 imminently. #TheWire

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Buy FM2016 on sale now, buy FM2017 at full price in November or stick with FM2006 on its own dedicated Windows XP laptop? #FootballManager

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Provisional numbers announced: Zlatan 9; Martial 11; Bailly 3; Mkhitaryan 22; Noone at 6... yet... #ManchesterUnited

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Here's a brilliant video of my hometown's coastline: https://t.co/7dV5bPQKaR #Bangor,CountyDown,NorthernIreland #MissingYouEveryDay

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Go to https://t.co/cRL9M0NhUm for the full video of José Mourinho's first press conference as United manager. #ManchesterUnited

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

Northern Ireland screwed over by Wales twice in as many days. #ProbablyTheBestWeeCountryInTheWorld #BetterTeamOut #Britastrophe #CrapFeeling

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

@MarkoBenAston If you are a UK citizen/resident, please take one minute to complete this petition: https://t.co/arfZXKDtoA #Britastrophe

[Ben A @MarkoBenAston]

@gavinmegaw Already got one. (Thank God.)