Mark Felson

6 foot tall. Surface Dyslexia. Chili’s queso. Never trust a microwave that doesn’t spin.

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

Freakishly good at lighting candles, catching surprise lighter tosses, and microwaving.

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

Hot take: All side dishes could also just be an appetizer.

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

No turn on red signs.

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

After over a year of thinking and not tweeting, I just wanted to say that broccoli is still gross.

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

RIP Johnny Hockey. Unbelievably sad.

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

@MikeyJ_20 oil

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

That was nasty

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

I never post on twitter, but I’d just like the world to know that @torikelly has to be the most underrated singer of all time. That is all.

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

OH MY CONNOR BEDARD

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

let him COOK

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

Jumpin’ jumpin’ by Destiny’s Child still smacks.

[Arizona Coyotes @ArizonaCoyotes]

Road to 82-0 #YotesForever

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

CONNOR BEDARD WITH HIS FIRST NHL GOAL 🥳🚨

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

Bedard went no bucket in warm-ups of his first game.

He doesn’t give a shit about your $2,500 fine Gary 😂

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

HOW ABOUT THAT #HAWKSWIN

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

@lawrencetheband you guys were great tonight 🤘🏻

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

@lawrencetheband can you cover Lil Boo Thang by Paul Russell at the Charlotte concert this weekend? K thanks luv u 🤘🏻

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

Indiana stinks

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

Hey #Swifties what does Taylor mean when she states, “Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby?”
My tiny male pee brain can’t figure it out.

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

It should be legal for me to bring my pup to work though

[Mark Felson @MarksDaDooD]

It should be illegal to warm up fish in the microwave at work