Mark’s Numbers Guy

British risk associate leveraged in sarcasm

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Industry sound track titles hitting different

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Ok why is the Blackstone 2025 holiday video actually good

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Working in the City of London is the best…

Picked up some panic-sold Radiohead tickets with a colleague an hour before the show and still made it to the front of the stage.

No regrets.

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Hey fr, can we give Trump the Nobel prize so he stops crashing the market with his temper tariff tantrums

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When a consultant is on your flight

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Non-domestic larger hits different

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Busy week of building an empire

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Coming back to Excel after 2 pints at lunch

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Mood rn

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“Take me to God’s country” - I'm already there

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The S&P500 hits a daily return of 10% - is it all a dream?

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Nothing to see here - just another typical day for the market

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If the S&P 500 can make a 6% gain in 15 minutes, with 2 hours and 18 minutes left of trading, I can make a 54% daily return

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No, this is not a meme coin, GME, or the VIX - its the S&P500 making a 6% gain in 15 minutes

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Walter Bloomberg - aka the prophet

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BE COOL everyone, everything is under control…

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Quality quotes from the FT this morning…

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When you thought you bought the perfect dip bit the dip keeps dipping

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“Is the rally in the room with us?”

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I’ve taken on a huge market position: betting a pint the S&P500 closes between -3% and -4%