Mark

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

you wouldnt get it
each of these rows is a VP
in the arena fighting for pixel space
so they can afford the mortgage on their 12mm house in atherton and their childs harker tuition
its life or death

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@redhotlp69 Post one of her be reals next

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@alpalgirl you were literally on it for 10 seconds

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

I wish there was an MTV show that was basically Are You The One except it was for consulting staffing managers and people on the bench. If everyone doesn’t get staffed to the perfect protect you have to work a share point project for the rest of your career

[Arslan @thega1nz]

My FBI agent when I finally land a date after sliding in 200 DMs

[Anish Agnihotri @anishagnihotri]

Appending every google search with +reddit is my best life hack.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Every startup needs a compelling mission statement that convinces candidates to join their company.

Ours is simple:

"We don't use Jira here."

Literally drowning in applications.

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@redhotlp69 Nothing more embarrassing than when you screeshare and the whole teams sees this

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@alexgarrison92 @KendallJenner I liked it a lot tbh

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@emwayngsta @redhotlp69 You simply don’t have enough

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@redhotlp69 This is how we grow

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@redhotlp69 As opposed to????

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@alexgarrison92 Short is chic, get with it

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Here’s the true story of how Jeff Bezos turned $30 into $200b, and how you can too:

In 1994, Jeff Bezos spent $30 filling his tank up with gas, drove his ass to the office and created Amazon, which became a $1.7t company.

Not sure why more people don’t do this.

[Ani Iyengar @aniiyengar]

Sleep was invented in the '70s by big pharma to sell more Ambien. Name a single person who was sleeping before 1975. You can't

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@alexgarrison92 So what do you miss more

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@redhotlp69 What on earth

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@LivinLovinaLoca @camille_mola Marks_picture_diary I am a multi platform international brand

[Mark @Marks_Pic_Diary]

@emilybarwinczak That’s very much something you’d be into