Chef

what you waiting for lil man ?

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

I can't lie I think I hate Messi

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

@bod_repuplic ❤️

[Yasmine @JustoJazzz]

Hope he shaves and disappears from the fucking social media I canNOT stand him anymore.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“Sell Bruno and use the money for Baleba”

[Eternal Red @eternal_moi]

He was doing this a lot in 19/20 - he legit Assisted Martial more than any other player in the squad. Then in 20/21 he was 2nd for assists to Cavani, only behind Bruno. United fans just let utter morons drive narrative around him so it looks like he’s doing things he’s never done

[Tsukuyomi 🌖 @JayCucumbers]

Working at the bank 😭

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

@noor_supernova7 .

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.

Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

@hmd_mhmd9832 🙌🏼

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Vidic:

“Shearer scored goals, sure but Rooney changed football. A street baller turned complete player...goals, assists, pressing, tackles, passion. At 18 he embarrassed legends, at 30 still carried United. The PL’s greatest isn’t Shearer, it's Wazza"

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

Not a single person has a reason to smile

[magus 𝜗𝜚₊‧ @mdemoroha]

a smile might be good

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

Just like that they got me again.

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

HELL MF YEAH

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Would you spend 30 days handcuffed to your ex for $250,000?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It was only ever United.

[Charlie @Charlanardo]

We scored 44 goals in the league last season, this is absolutely the right play.

[Nate @Nate_____01]

Ain’t nothing touching Attack on Titan

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

@HasanEssam29636 .

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

It was a poor performance and a poor set of goals…

[E @utd_Eman]

Has to be the best individual performance from last season

[Chef @MarksmanD9]

Didn’t Dan James go Leeds or am I tripping.?

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Antony left — no hate watch
McTominay left — no hate watch
Malacia left — no hate watch
Fred left — no hate watch
Martial left — no hate watch
Daniel James left — no hate watch
Sancho? We all know what he did.

You know why? Because none of them joined Barcelona, Liverpool, Arsenal, or Manchester City.

That’s where the line is drawn. Rival clubs are never an excuse.