SEO Speedwagon

Posting fragments of jokes and half formed thoughts since whenever.

[SEO Speedwagon @MarksmanShrimp]

A: Welcome to the 109th Nizlopi Anonymous, please introduce yourself if you're new here.
B: Hi, I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee...

[SEO Speedwagon @MarksmanShrimp]

@docsquiddy

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Update: sure looks like a manual process

[SEO Speedwagon @MarksmanShrimp]

@JennySampson8i8

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

oh to be an alpaca eating apple peel pasta noodle

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Keyboard Puffer by Liminal! (2023)

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

The detail on this custom @Terra_Nil PC we had made. 🤌

[SEO Speedwagon @MarksmanShrimp]

@McFistCR Here's a little something to lighten your mood my dude

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

yes please Ari Aster but i'm a little skeptical that your movie is *more Jewish* than an overlong epic about hairy people escaping genocide by walking a thousand miles and kvetching about food every step of the way

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Rotten news to wake up to. Paul O’Grady was a primetime drag queen, a famously kind person, a fierce critic of austerity, a brave fighter for gay rights, a great friend to animals and an effortlessly funny comedian. RIP

[SEO Speedwagon @MarksmanShrimp]

@McFistCR Maybe that's why he avoids being alone for any period of time? Rather than simply hating to be alone woth his thoughts like a lot of people.

[JP @jpbrammer]

Lord I ask that you destroy the things I cannot control or however the saying goes

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

as Twitter plans to remove legacy verification & solely promote Blue subscribers on users' feeds, here's some new Twitter Blue data:

➡️ 50% of all paying subs have less than 1k followers

➡️ around 18% have less than 100

➡️ thousands have 0 followers https://t.co/XjGJwFpe3Q

[SEO Speedwagon @MarksmanShrimp]

Always Be Harbing

[SEO Speedwagon @MarksmanShrimp]

If I was trying to describe my face, I might say something "what if Julius Caesar had the Innsmouth Look"