Mark OConnell

“More attractive than Jeff Goldblum”

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

It's time to go on the offensive. I won't rest until every American child has been trans'd.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the united states has caused significantly more terror worldwide than the taliban and hamas combined. this shouldn't even be a controversial statement, since it's a fact and yet the democrats chose to pile on ilhan omar for even asking for accountability. some democracy we are.

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

The kindest thing we could ever do for soldiers is build a world where they aren’t needed.

[accidentally based @BasedByAccident]

Yes.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It’s not possible to unite with people who want to overthrow our government.

No unity without accountability.

Pass it on.

[Mark OConnell @Markus41191]

This gives me hope for the future of this country. We need to keep electing representatives who understand the struggles of everyday Americans.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

The reality of being a regular person going to Congress is that it’s really expensive to get the business clothes I need for the Hill. So I’m going thrift shopping tomorrow.

Should I do a fashion show? ⬇️

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

Good. Gatekeeping higher education behind military service is fucking despicable.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

SOMEONE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH CALL THIS SHIT SO WE CAN JUST GO TO BED. WAITING ON BIDEN TO GIVE A SPEECH SOON. https://t.co/OTlQIU6Ehj

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

you say you want america to have healthcare like the rest of the world and yet you are wearing nice clothes? interesting.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

we are the worst at taking care of ourselves. only in the us can you use "he wants socialized medicine" as an attack.

[Mark OConnell @Markus41191]

So True!

[Joe G. @QuidPro_Joe]

What is happening? Two days in a row our president tweeted a (very similar) response to his own tweet. #WTF #whatishappening #potus #trump #TrumpIsNotWell

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Metapod is just sitting here.

[AntDude @antdude92]

Manila is my favorite flavor of clam
Manila is my favorite flavor of clam
Manila is my favorite flavor of clam
Manila is my favorite flavor of clam
Manila is my favorite flavor of clam
A sea bass? It's at least a C+!
Manila is my favorite flavor of clam

[Mark OConnell @Markus41191]

Is Sweet Caroline still a bop?

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

When you accidentally open the front camera of your phone...

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The last presidential election turned on fewer than 100,000 votes in three states. More people go to Coachella. There’s no good excuse not to vote. Head over to https://t.co/zTCemnRMYV to check your registration, get your absentee ballot, and find out where to vote on November 6.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Joking about bad things isn't the same as doing bad things. The joke may not even be condoning bad things. It could be damming them. It depends on the actually joke. The subject of a joke and the target of a joke can be different. Being offended doesn't prove the joke is wrong.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[Morgan Metschuleit @MoxMetschuleit]

When you meet #postmalone and he gives you a hug, tells you congratulations & that he'll be at your wedding 😍 #bestguyever #stoneytour