Markus A. Belcher

The rain is gone.. it’s time to PARTY

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

Found this at the Marina this weekend 😂

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

@Flexi_Core @Asiana99Bell52 @RoostCoin @base The token allocation will be a game-changer

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

@Flexi_Core @Asiana99Bell52 @RoostCoin The token allocation will be a game-changer

[FlexiCore @Flexi_Core]

@Asiana99Bell52 @RoostCoin $ROOST AIRDROP IS NOW LIVE 🐔

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[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

ALBERT PUJOLS HAS DONE IT! 👑 👏

7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ CAREER HOME RUNS FOR ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS

(via @SNstats)

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

We can't wait!

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

How old were you when you realized Sid from Toy Story is the garbageman in Toy Story 3?

[Jorkin B. Peanitson @bonerman_inc]

no way

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

Me: “Can I buy some of your thyme?”

@Walmart Employee: *not as amused as I had hoped but helps me look for it

Walmart Employee: “It looks like we’re out of thyme”

Me: “I guess you can say that thyme goes quicker than you think”

Walmart Employee: 🥴

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

@kornflaekee I call this one “Boobies Rock”

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

Started with some keys, ended up with em too https://t.co/cOzoEqR8Zt

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

@m_webb07 But it makes burping a whole lot worse 🥴

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore.
📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

@lucassuttle31 This song rocks my socks

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

@Sara_Rose_G I'd have to go with Caterpillar 416E

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

@devonpalmers 🙈🥴😳

[Markus A. Belcher @MarkusDemetri]

If I run out of toilet paper, I’m gonna be shitty

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Tag someone who would do this.

[👁️ @76qar5]

Why do people think it’s okay to talk shit about green bean casserole?