Markus McConnon

Vice President of Distant Future

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Morgan Freeman appeared in his first movie when he was 34-years-old

He got his first starring role when he was 52

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Men may feel the symptoms of a virus more than women because high levels of testosterone can suppress the immune system

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Listening to Metallica can help calm monkeys

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The U.S. government's "official expert" on marijuana (from 1938 to 1962) once testified in court, under oath, that he had smoked marijuana and that it turned him into a bat

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Predatory dragonflies the size of seagulls roamed the skies 300 million years ago

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Research has found that people prefer the smell of their own farts to those of other people

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Stress can decrease your IQ by as much as 13%

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To your brain, love is essentially an addiction, and breakups cause it to go through withdrawal

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Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote "Wake Me Up When September Ends" about his father, who died of esophageal cancer in September of 1982.

Armstrong was ten years old.

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Elephants can’t jump, so this is how they navigate rough terrain

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

ya i know a spot

[Markus McConnon @MarkusMcConnon]

@GovMurphy @News12NJ @CBSNewYork I cant log in to my unemployment online, I cant reset my password because it says my email does not match any records (same email I used in the past) and I cant get an agent to talk to after 20+ attempts. What the heck am I supposed to do??!

[Stevie Emerson @SlappersOnly]

when you get in a fight w your gf, but in the form of shark tank

[Markus McConnon @MarkusMcConnon]

@BlueAngels @AFThunderbirds how about a quick loop over Morristown and Newton hospitals on your way back to base? I know our healthcare heroes would be grateful just as we all are for your service. Thank you to our military and our healthcare workers 🙌🏻❤🇺🇲

[Markus McConnon @MarkusMcConnon]

@GovMurphy Please explain. Thanks.

[ALX (x/acc) 🎃🇺🇸 @alx]

Trump is a Savage

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It just keeps getting more wild 😂🏓

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