Markus “muncher” Burton

Mr. Basketball cuz fuck you, SK girls do it better

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

What do you do when you’ve lost your whole bankroll on cfb… u go to ur local pnc deposit that 25 ur grandma gave u last time she came to visit and you keep firing #hungry #thanksgramz

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

It’s Gameday, this is embarrassing #packthedubs #hoosiers

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@PCArmstrong4 53-21 Hoosiers

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If you don’t know how to play euchre you might be the Antichrist #fuckyou #indiana

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

I feel like a sped kid with glaucoma would have a better chance at catching the ball than Jake Ferguson #obliterate #justsports

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

Will the money change me, yes #locktober #generationalwealth

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Stupid attention seeking twat #getridoftitleIX #dumbass

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

@garygspothender Better than ur favorite player

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Shohei Ohtani gotta be up there for top chink oat #squint #bethecantdrive

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Happy Humpday #obliterate #shrink

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@PCArmstrong4 I give 0/7 fucks, hit the ball #notmymvp

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

PCA might be the mvp but that mf is worth less than Hellen Keller in a strip club in the playoffs #letsgoreds

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

Currently watching Ted Lasso, how much pussy do you thing Ted ate to grow that sickass mustache? #stache #Tedgetsbitches #bumafag

[Ty "fries in the bag" Fryfogle @tythemanfry]

#eatnokill till I die✊🏿

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

Do you think undercover cops get a thrill every time they get to turn on their lights?
#cuck #getoutofthecornerbro

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Riding an electric scooter to class just screams that ur dad has a vagina #getoffthesidwalkprick #obliterate

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Alvin Kamara in tonight’s game was a bigger disaster than hurricane Katrina to the city of New Orleans #fuckyoudyke #michellepenis #HurricaneSeason2026

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Me when bro pulls out bag #boogersugar #michelleobamaisaman

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Get these niggas off my screen let’s play ball #obliterate #locktober

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@JuwanBoxEater @JeffreeStar

[Markus “muncher” Burton @MarkusMuncher]

I’m the best to do it, shoulda stayed the indians #fuckyouwokepussies #nuke #dot #feather