Mark Stoner

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@SoundTransit the bird netting is incomplete at Judkins station. If it’s not completed soon, you’re going to have a whole big mess to deal with!

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@winbalt Definitely better looking without the filler—looking great!

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@winbalt @incoherentethan I live just a little bit off-center from this load screen too! 😆 But tbh, I already knew that when I’ve opened the app in Australia and Ireland, it always opens centered on Leschi/Madrona!

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@jackshafer Most of the pieces on Biden from the last day have been doing the same. It’s all a bit much for a guy who held on way too long, but I do understand the wisdom of the timing—taking the wind right out of that clown show GOP convention.

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@even_steven8tht I think about this a lot as well! Single has been my default. (Apparently we also have the same favorite plane, the B-2)

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@soundtransit The rust stained evidence that your gross overuse of salt on every square inch of every outdoor station every day it threatens to go near freezing is needlessly corroding our infrastructure investment. At SeaTac station.

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@elise81 Both of my grandmothers died of Alzheimer’s. I understand how taxing it is, and that it’s relentless. I’m sorry to hear this. I’m guilty of lying awake thinking as well, sometimes, but worry is fruitless. Try to remember that worry accomplishes nothing, and it frees your mind.

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@davidplouffe Good appearance (content-wise) on MSNBC re: the CA election, but dear god, please get a proper wired microphone. Your voice quality sounded awful, and this was not the first time. No Bluetooth earpieces when you’re on the air!

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

Truest statement of the week. I do not understand how people like bland dry butter cookies of any brand.

[Brent Terhune @BrentTerhune]

Worst cookies ever. There is no debate.

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@jackshafer And to think—Trump himself is only 25 days away from hawking reverse mortgages on OAN!

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@tomleykis In case you missed this gem: RT @NYinLA2121: Stephen Miller's wife tested positive for COVID-19. More evidence that the virus started with bats and Vampires.

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@elise81 Unwanted gifts get rewrapped for when I get invited to a White Elephant party. And, if they’re not clever enough for that, straight to Goodwill. Also, I stopped giving gifts, so I tend not to get many now—a win-win! Enough with the whole gift BS!

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@GustavoArellano @jackshafer @OCWeekly I always hoped OC Weekly would survive. I hate the shuttering of so many local outlets. And I hope @gustavoarellano will be hired immediately by someone who understands his great talent.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Rudy Giuliani is going to really hate it when the president and his entire party flatly disown him https://t.co/CTjFo9ADzU

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@tomleykis @Equinox @soulcycle @MiamiDolphins I was thinking about joining the Equinox that’s going to open in Seattle, but now I will just say FUCK YOU to #StephenRoss and take my money elsewhere!

[Brian M. Westbrook @BrianWestbrook]

Today’s reminds for brands to look closely 🔎 before retweeting 🗂#Halloween costumes comes from @ryanraffetto via @Brawny. 💀 #Seattle #Halloween2018 #socialmedia

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

Here is the screenshot for when they inevitably take the post down.

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

Brawny tweeted a photo of us at The Cuff Halloween party! But they failed to notice the additional stickers we placed on the XL double roll—it reads XL LOADS ONLY! Nice going, Brawny PR!

[Brawny® @Brawny]

The best kind of #halloweekend.

[Brawny® @Brawny]

The best kind of #halloweekend.

[Mark Stoner @MarkyStoner]

@tomleykis Dennis Miller was never funny, not even in the SNL days. Michelle Wolf did exactly what she was hired to do—write actual jokes that poke fun at the truth. Jokes and truth are two concepts that neither Trump nor Dennis Miller have any grasp of.