Mark Townsend

Dad of two, husband of one, bad chipper, inaudible mumbler

[Mark Townsend @MarkyT18]

This Twitter account will now cease to trade. For future updates on TC Chen, Len Goodman & Frankie Knuckles come on over to @MarkTownsendNCG

[Mark Townsend @MarkyT18]

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[Mark Townsend @MarkyT18]

Qqqqq I love my dog #. 😠nh😠😠😝😡😏🎃👾. @ lhihgYouTubecAhxbxndx. Do you do there. C b https://t.co/RT1HCkq9Qd

[Mark Townsend @MarkyT18]

@johnhuggan @paulmahoneygolf @jcorrigangolf @GaryLineker
Timmy Mallett (18/10/1955) is an English TV presenter, broadcaster.
And a twat

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@johnhuggan @paulmahoneygolf @jcorrigangolf @GaryLineker What about this guy?

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@WestwoodLee @omegaEUmasters This. When TC Chen double-hit a chip when leading the 1985 US Open #greatgolftimes

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

This horse has insisted on dancing to M People Don't Look Any Further

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

I've travelled six thousand miles to watch a horse dancing to Donna Summer

[Mark Townsend @MarkyT18]

@MrDanDavies @UrbanGolf @gcw But you will be able to advance it into the bunker which would be a start. I'll get you one for your birthday.

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@MrDanDavies @UrbanGolf @gcw This is it, the solution to 20 years of problems. The nightmare's over, we're home...

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@MrDanDavies @UrbanGolf @gcw We would have putted round the lake

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@AlanShipnuck Or he holes the winning putt in the Ryder Cup and shoots -32 in Dubai to win by 12

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@johnhuggan A minority of 60 million

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@jamierkennedy Birdie-birdie finish?

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@jamierkennedy The 13th, SI4?

[GMS Golf @GMSGolf]

.@NCGmagazine shooting @PINGTourEurope apparel ambassador @Carin_Koch at @MarriottGolfUK venue @WorsleyPark. 📸⛳️🏌

[Mark Townsend @MarkyT18]

@HillyTheFish Saw that and immediately thought of you

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@chubby6665 I once watched you putt from 80 yards at the 16th on the Old Course. What was the thinking there?

[Gareth Bale @GarethBale11]

Next Stop the Quarter Finals📍#TogetherStronger

[Mark Townsend @MarkyT18]

Having a clear-out @carleyw70407 @DaveTindallgolf @DavidConnorGolf and found the old St Andrews dream team