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Peek a boo 😁. Pronoun: Puppet.

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@BBCNews Next we’ll be growing tea in Yorkshire. 😁

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@sarrah_bellus Guys just rebooting. 😁

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@factpostnews When he says “ I don't understand what that means” you respond by shouting, “Are you disabled or just fuking thick?”

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@LucasSa56947288 More slices than Craft cheese.

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@BBCNews That’s just Trout of order!

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@cnnbrk And under the bus you go Jeanine! 😁

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@BBCWorld Don’t look like they’re panicking in the photo, in fact they are looking well chuffed. Better fixing that and show a bit of devastation and charred remains.

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@BBCNews Hope it’s cabbage, fukin hate cabbage. 🥬

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@sarrah_bellus He’s a sprinkle of nuts away from a Banana Spilt.

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@BBCWorld Load of wank!

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@reggiebblue It’s fucking well water drinkers. 🤣

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@grantstern Flubber lips.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I ordered a Chinese meal last night and got free plawn crackers so it’s only right that my next step is running for leadership of the Chinese government.

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@RpsAgainstTrump So does car battery acid. 😏

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@SteveInmanClips @SteveInman That’s Gorg from Fraggle Rock.

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@RottenTomatoes Same old Pish from Statham.

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@sirDukeDevin @atrupar That’s what crawls into your bed at night when you get the nightmare paralysis and runs its bony fingers over your shoulder.

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@ML3democrats Looking at the quality and poor qualifications Trumps team have, he’s probably a licensed revoked Vet with cataracts.

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@preman_20 Inbuilt shock damper. 😁

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@PaulRudnickNY Nothing about licking the shit out of his diaper? 🤣