Marla M. Singer

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

If my friend's kids act up, she scares 'em w/ a pic of a monster.Just re-designed. #TedCruzScaresKids #HellNo #VOMIT

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

@McConaughey in that stupid car ad. Looks like an anorexic rooster who lost his feathers fixing 2 sunbathe slathered in motor oil. #NOTsexy

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

Stupid is as stupid does. Cry me a river about how broke U R, then post vacay pix. #MAJORhypocrisy #GreedyBitch #UrCircusUrMonkeys

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

U want silk sheets, go steal them. Wanna place 2 crash 2nite? U get my cotton/poly & STFU #UngratefulPIGS #Pay4aHoteluCheapBitch

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

Let me get this right. If I donate 4 burial of dead cancer patient, then run out of cash, do I get 2 ask for him 2 pay me back?? #hypocrisy

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

Why should I respect YOU? If I get job, I spend all my $ paying 4 freeloaders & deadbeats #spayandneuterPEOPLE

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

SOMEONE pls tell kids screwing = more kids. Give em rubbers & get over it #notMykids #Notpaying4UrStupidity #GetAfuckinJob #orVasectomy

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

@ReutersUS @Reuters Maybe he wouldn't have got sloshed if u ignorant assholes didn't give him shit 4 smoking pot. #JudgyBibleThumpers

[JimmyBear 🐻 🗽 😷💟👬 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 ☮️ 🍕 🚀 🌊 @JimmyBear2]

Amusing "Facts" about #RickPerry
DUMBER THAN BUSH.
NO LIE.
MOTTO: "DON'T MESS
WITH TEXES"
#dumbstuff
#idiots

[JimmyBear 🐻 🗽 😷💟👬 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 ☮️ 🍕 🚀 🌊 @JimmyBear2]

Amusing "Facts" about #MicheleBachmann
PET PEEVE: #FACTS.
GIVES JESUS
THE CREEPS.
HAS NEVER SEEN
HER HUSBAND NAKED.

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

This is similar to where I am now. And I am still dis-orien-ta-ted. #Stoopid
https://t.co/K9JWXKKche

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

Damn right I'll say it.Obama's had more threats than any other pres.Ppl hate him b/c he's black. #RacistIgnorantFucks
http://t.co/F52bMmeORX

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

@jaketapper is dissing @BWilliams& @simonbaker_ all over twitter. Shame on u Jake. Confront both & fight like a man! #GossiplikeAGurrl

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

@DavidMuir Counting the minutes till the next dramatic news story 4 u 2 report Monday nite just 2 c ur beautiful face #SexyBeast #RAWR

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

I think this guy would love to date you, @RealWillieTitti !!! You make a lovely couple #MFEO #SoSexy2Gether

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

I need 2 move. @ThomTillis plows my dog & I don't get a dime. Paid in euros, BTW. Now, no dog, no $, guys here R hideous #ParisorNYC

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

@RealWillieTitti Ur a psycho dirty old man. So U steal little kid food? Try that w/ me! R U on fake disability too?? #WannaGoFatBoy

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

If I had a 3D prntr, I'd print 100s of sick, poor ppl ,LGBT, babies & homeless & deliver 2 Capital so @PatMcCroryNC could abuse #MONSTER

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

Support groups in NC must be so depressing. What do u say 2 b positive? Ur state cares? Medicaid? WIC? U die easy w/ cannabis? #Worststate

[Marla M. Singer @MarlaMSinger1]

@PatMcCroryNC & @ThomTillis kicked my friend w/ cancer & said no Medicaid or Cannabis 4 U! Told her 2 go 2 a crackhouse #NoSoulsinNC