Marlee Rayden Jensen

the most without even trying. They/Them, bub.

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

The worst part about being physically soft is that people assume you are emotionally soft

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

It is December 1st 2024, and I still have a Twitter icon instead of an X

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

When does this become an X? The moment before I delete the App, regrettably #x #RIPTwitter

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

@Ted04536250 @ThisStupidTwink @mailprivilege Hey, I hope the first time you have sex you get a venereal disease that makes your dick pitted with holes and you’re so embarrassed to ask for help that you die of infection; ketchup is an Asian-American recipe made with ingredients that they had during the gold-rush of the 1800s

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

I really like what you did, but I really hate that you did it

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

Do your part for your community and stream @KeshaRose’s #Joyride

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

Every time you use the word gross to describe something disgusting, you’re actually being fat phobic; is a fact I learned tonight! Gross used to just mean large and then people hated larger people enough to make it an offensive word! The more you know!

[F A T I M A @Kyahogyafatima]

@insultsrare

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

When does this become an X? The moment before I delete the App, regrettably #x #RIPTwitter

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

Reading Filthy Alien Smut in the back of the Lyft while my driver listens to Christian Radio, for Balance 💅🏻

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

You might think I have too many tabs open but I don’t. #nice

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

I don’t wanna be in the middle of anybody’s peanut butter sandwich; this Marshmallow spread would like to stay fluffed!

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

Honestly, the real religious trauma I have is working in Fine Dining and having lost Anthony Bourdain.

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

Hey @jonlovett why haven’t you or any @CrookedMedia folks interviewed @stevensonspeaks yet?

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

@CrookedMedia when are y’all gonna interview Pamela Stevenson?

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

Quick Question: When Elon bought Twitter were we all added as his followers like Tom from MySpace? Only cause he just showed up on my timeline and I know I ain’t never followed him.

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

My Dog descends from a line of sleigh-pullers and bear-killers but he just gave himself a cough because we played on my bed too hard.

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

I have too much autism and too much trauma to research this; but are American Serial Killers inherently American? Are there Historical serial killers that u.s. history just taught me to think of as murderers and leaders?

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

When drunk men gaslight you, it saves more of your mental wellness to agree with them. Either that’s true or I full on blacked out for 10 minutes while I was in the middle of a conversation and singing karaoke at the same time.

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

Watching the Costco #eatthemenu and if Becky isn’t pregnant I’ll eat gluten

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

How many people is your drug habit killing? #fuckcocaine

[Marlee Rayden Jensen @MarleeRJensen]

I contain multitudes; but that includes two fists so don’t try me