I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭
Every time you cook you gotta wipe down ya stove, wipe down the counter, wipe down the sink, sweep the kitchen floor and mop it, that shit alone is why I go to bed off some pretzels
OG Twitter Comedian breaks silence on why he disappeared.
DooleyFunny was the first person to blow up on Twitter when they introduced the video feature that allowed for up to 30s recordings.
Vine was the only other option at 6 seconds. Dooley, Shiggy, LeanandCuisine, etc would pave the way for figures like Druski to flourish
People with backpacks who aren’t actively going to school actively piss me off. Like where the hell are you going to that necessitates you hauling shit around like that. Like i really should rob you
I hope this reaches every woman—especially of color—who has ever looked at a dream and wondered if it was too big, too difficult, too expensive, or simply too far away. YOU BELONG IN EVERY ROOM YOUR DREAMS TAKE YOU INTO.✨