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[tide @yoovol]

going to watch spider man brand new day so i can also figure out how to live without the person i love the most

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My ex would call me her passenger princess whenever she drove, but she was a bad driver so the princess I felt like was Diana

[marinara @kaplanirl]

if I was actually a good person I'd kill myself a long time ago and stop poisoning everything with my existence

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

no more psycho analyzing. i actually dgaf what’s wrong w you just get it the fuck away from me

[èlodie 🕊️⚢ @princessprozac_]

what else are you put on this Earth to do, other than to tell the person you love that you do in fact love them ?

[Καλός @realKalos]

Saw a girl so beautiful that I felt no lust toward her.

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

in another life, us

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Republican Party Chairman Matthew Reilly was found passed out in his car with a crack pipe in his hand.

Police recovered crack cocaine. He has now resigned.

[💗 @utshireletso]

Sometimes you lose the love of your life on a random Monday evening in July

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

CUT OFF family/friends who saw you having a hard time and chose to make it harder.

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

Me and my never ending love for the gloomy weather

[blue @bluewmist]

Major cheat code in life: One priority per day. Not three. Not five. One. Pick the single thing that, if completed, makes the day a win regardless of what else happens.
Protect two hours for it. Most people go entire weeks without finishing anything that actually matters because everything feels equally urgent.

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[r͜͡a͜͡l͜͡e͜͡i͜͡g͜͡h͜͡ d͜͡o͜͡t͜͡ c͜͡o͜͡m͜͡ @ciervasanta]

i be eating car crash victims

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[appo 🇵🇸🔻 @PISSDRlNKER]

after ur dad dies is it normal to have recurring dreams where he comes back to life and is like "haha i faked my death everythings chill actually" and then u instantly wake up and hes still dead