Marley Axon

Owner, cake baker & full time coffee maker🧜🏻‍♀️

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

I’m to indecisive for big decisions 😩

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@futuresail0rrr I was 13, leave me alone😩😂

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@RClarke270 That’s amazing 🤣

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@RClarke270 Technology hates you 🤣

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

When someone gets you a plant as a gift and you get excited for about 10 seconds, and then realise you have to keep it alive. The responsibility is too much

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

When you’re skirt breaks on your first time out in a year😩 get yourself a brother who will bring you a whole new outfit 🤩

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

Had a customer this morning who insisted on buying everyone on shift a cake, to thank us for working throughout lockdown🙈 Like most retail workers will know, this sort of kindness can be rare, so it slightly restored my faith in humanity🥰 Only slightly thought, I’m not stupid.

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@Missguided_help I sent a parcel back on 18th September and still haven’t received a refund or email to say it’s been received, could you please tell me where it is

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@RClarke270 So you’re the reason for the bad weather...😏

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

@Ethan_Axon Mate like a house, in flames 🔥

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

Does anyone else’s Mum have “display towels” in the bathroom you’re not allowed to use... just stare at. 🙃

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

@Ethan_Axon Woah no freaking way..

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@RClarke270 The Originals..🤔

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Kurt Cobain made his feelings very clear in the liner notes of their 1992 compilation album 'Incesticide.'

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Having the best time sitting on my own, whiskey in hand, jamming out to bands I loved when I was 14. That’s acceptable right..? 🙃

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My Dads never seen The Breakfast Club.. I’m done.

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

So I just nearly stabbed myself in the stomach whilst trying to chop an onion. How’s your day going? 🙃

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

As if I just tripped & dropped my whole plate of food face down on the floor😩 Had to try & clean it up without being caught (cause apparently I’m still 12 & don’t want to get into trouble🤦🏻‍♀️) And am now staring at what I managed to salvage, wondering if there’s hair in it or not

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@SuperdrugHelp DM’d 2 hours ago and still haven’t had a reply?

[Marley Axon @MarleyAxon]

@SuperdrugHelp Hi, I placed an order a week ago & am yet to receive an email telling me when the parcel will be delivered? I know the website says there will be a delay, however I thought I would have had some update by now, seeing the money has come out of my account. Thank you