pun master mar

The only wheel I want to get behind is a wheel of cheese

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

Opening a slam poetry pizza shop called "Stan's Za"

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

Why’s everything packaged these days? Why can’t they bring me a cow when I want a glass of milk?

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

Teemu Salami

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

There are other things in life than impersonating Goofy

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

I don’t just eat, I also think

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

It’s not gaslighting, it’s ghosts

[James @james_j_bailey]

why does Pope Francis look like he’s slaying the comedy roast on Drag Race

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

Disney adults be like “omg a hidden Mickey!” and it’s just 3 grapes

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

If you give a mouse a cookie, you feed them for a day. If you teach a mouse to cookie, you feed them for life

[Erika Hersteria Heidewald @erikaheidewald]

If you don’t understand why every sex worker hates Bella Thorne’s stinky guts and how she endangered the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of creators, let me explain it for you! First, Bella Thorne made an OF & made $1m in her first day. This isn’t the bad part.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Thank you @jamesblunt for being my top-streamed Artist of the Decade! #SpotifyWrapped. Well someone had to.

[peach cup gremlin @COPPERlNSlDES]

“Here you stand, the hero. A garden of the galaxy.” 💫🚀
https://t.co/hhgGfk6dVS

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

Me: patient is grimacing
Patient:

[nick usen @nickusen]

people yelling at each other on the sopranos except it’s gwyneth paltrow quotes from the goop profile a few weeks ago

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

A year ago today I saw a bunch of white people doing yoga with a white instructor on a beach in India lmao. I hope they all found themselves

[Michael James Schneider @BLCKSMTHdesign]

wow this tea is brisk today

[peach cup gremlin @COPPERlNSlDES]

Melodrama is the second studio album by New Zealand singer Lorde, released through Universal Music on June 16, 2017. 🌈

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

My parents both got my pup a Sam Smith CD because his voice calms her down lol

[pun master mar @Marlo_PE]

This lady is the absolute worst ever.