MarlonBundo

I'm the Pence's family rabbit. If you only knew the things I've seen!

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@MollyJongFast How about your first gay rabbit?

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@DevinCow You had me scared for a second!

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@Turnip2020 I love turnips......

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@VP Apparently, you didn't appreciate HIS sacrifice. You're a Pharisee just like every other member of the GOP.

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@Kevin28206666 @marilyn71187 @VP @WhiteHouse Divine Rights ended during the medieval times. I'm Mike Pence's gay pet rabbit, and even I know that.

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@Turnip2020 I live with a bunch of homophobes and racists. If you think Trump is bad, try being scared of telling your owner that you're a gay rabbit, and your boyfriend is a black rabbit!

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@Dany_xoo My owner's future wife?

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@MollyJongFast I was there! Forced into it, but I was still there!

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

So I found this old picture of me on the interwebs that someone posted. Parental advisory due to graphic content! #revenge #GayRabbits #PencesGayRabbit

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@MollyJongFast He's black. He wouldn't even be allowed on the train.

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@MollyJongFast My owner's boss isn't very bright. Saying windmills cause cancer is like saying sane women want to sleep with my owner. We know both of those things aren't true.

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

If everyone can get this #PencesGayRabbit trending, that would be great! @DevinCow @Turnip2020

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@Turnip2020 I'm actually a rabbit!

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@Turnip2020 I'd like to work on your campaign. Is there any position open for an insider? I know secrets; deep secrets! #turnip2020

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

The Pence family hates the LGBT+ community. Knowing this, tonight's conversation with them is going to be very awkward. I might need a new furrever home! #lgbt #gayrights

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

My owner once said that he can't be in a room with anpther woman alone because he fears that he will cheat on his wife. The one thing keeping him from cheating on his wife is the fact that he's Mike Pence. #marlonbundo #POTUS2020

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

@USATODAY Oh if you only knew the things I have seen!

[MarlonBundo @MarlonBundo5]

My owner writes books about me to appeal to children. I've heard many things during my sentence. For instance, I once heard Mike yell at his wife to stop using his lipstick. #marlonbundo @DevinCow