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[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@AdamParkhomenko Hey @realDonaldTrump I dragged my ass out of my sickbed. You go get your ass to the office. NOW."No time for golf" my ass. Lazy is what you are.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@seanhannity Missed a few from your night time purge.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

The bad news is now Hannity needs a new lawyer

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@JoelOsteen care to shed some light? Just curious about the those "Christians for Trump" like yourself. Not that you're any more Christian than a scorpion.

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

It’s SO weird that Barack Obama (the “Muslim”) knew all the words to the Apostles’ Creed, and Donald Trump (the Evangelical hero) didn’t know any of them, and didn’t even bother to read them. #GeorgeHWBushFuneral

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@VP Do you some good the read this. Your words mean nothing. "... deny the evidence of our eyes and ears...". A whole buck and a half if you can source that.

[Trinity 🌊 @TrinityResists]

“Enemy of the people”

“You’re fake news”

“Crooked media”

“Your questions are offensive”

“That’s such a racist question”

“You’re not thinking. You never do”

“What a STUPID question. But…you ask a LOT of stupid questions”

“I would never kill them but I do hate them”

ACOSTA

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@Hellrazor1984 @BigBroBenny @RepAdamSchiff Of course, you'll be happy to supply Trumps travel costs to date as well, yes? Let's toss in the whole family as well, since DJTjr is doing company business on the taxpayer dime.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@realDonaldTrump Stop with the jack assery, Admit you don't know everything, and return the funding to our Forest Svc. Just let the damned pros handle it. Also, please research climates of CA v Finland. You can start here.

[nonamenocountry @mallahadley]

@JenniferJJacobs I grew up in Finland. a) it rains all year round. b) we have a lengthy and cold winter. c) Finland is a sparsely populated country with just over 5mil ppl, with land size ~3/4 of CA and most of it forests and lakes. d) no friggin body is raking the forests.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@NetflixLifee Perhaps a series based on the works of Vonnegut. Or Salinger. Or Cheever- that would go far. Story an episode.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@NetflixLifee Complete Works of Shakespeare.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@ericswalwell You know, I'm a gun control advocate. Things were progressing nicely until your little stunt. You just set us back about 10 years and gave the NRA a whole crate of ammo with that stupid speech.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@evieme1 @realDonaldTrump So I've heard. They should go snuggle in the PRNK. They deserve each other.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@realDonaldTrump Duped again, huh? I'd say let the pros handle it, but you've gutted the State Dept.

[The New Indian Express @NewIndianXpress]

Pyongyang's state media reported that Kim Jong Un inspected the testing of a newly developed high-tech tactical weapon at the Academy of National Defence Science.
https://t.co/LlWOxUdUIA

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@jeffmason1 @realDonaldTrump @CNN Aaaaaaaall about the ratings. One day he may become all about the people, but I ain't holding my breath. Leopard, spots, all that. Also, where is he getting this ratings info? And does he know people love watching a train wreck? Don the Con- comments?

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@GOP @KellyannePolls What role? He took over an already upward facing economy. Sorry, folks. You don't get to rewrite history- much as you'd like to. Now... about that ballooning deficit... that's on you.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

... and it's not because anyone told us we HAD to, we are just being magnanimous. Because we are magnanimous. Behold our beneficence, and revel in it.

[Monica Alba @albamonica]

JUST IN from @PressSec: "Today, the court made clear that there is no absolute First Amendment right to access the White House. In response to the court, we will temporarily reinstate the reporter’s hard pass."

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Results of Special Counsel Mueller’s investigation so far:
☑️ 3 people sentenced to prison
☑️ 1 person convicted at trial
☑️ 6 people pleaded guilty
☑️ 35 people & entities charged
☑️ 191 criminal counts
We must pass our bipartisan bill to protect this investigation.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@GeorgeTakei We are here to help.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@b_radlaaay @DannyDeVito Referring to the content of the first post. I saw the date. Thank you.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@marcorubio False equivalency. Stop slinging this crap and just count the damned votes. You do want every vote counted, RIGHT? Learn football if you're using a football analogy.

[Kit @MarlowesLeftEye]

@dvorakoelling Their viewership must be slipping. Never really seen journalistic integrity form them before.