Marlys Klossner

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this whole saga is so entertaining I've returned to Twitter just to retweet this so I never forget

[EGYPTAIR @EGYPTAIR]

Thanks @Aidatakla1 for the clarification

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

"knocked down and killed" is the most British way I've ever heard vehicular manslaughter described https://t.co/6CZQ0FDXID

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Drink-driver, who knocked down and killed three teenagers as they walked to a party in London, jailed for 13 years https://t.co/rXFvlgp4jl

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

2 for 2 https://t.co/2FPUBCVumh

[Orhan Obut @orhanobut]

Awesome release notes from @Blacklane

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

When you get irrationally excited about someone noticing the programming pickup lines you worked into an app update #bestdayever #hyperbole https://t.co/te5XXy260F

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

I can tell I've grown as a person because I no longer feel bad for doing nothing on a nice day #maturity

[The Province @theprovince]

Norwegian curlers wear gaudier pants than usual, lose to Canada anyway https://t.co/UgEI0BmVmS

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

e-readers are for weak people who don't have the upper body strength to carry 2 real books at the same time #sorrynotsorry #bitteraboutbooks

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/AiYGBQLaGW

[Josh Katz @jshkatz]

How a police chief, a governor and a sociologist (and 27 others) would spend $100 billion to solve the opioid crisis:

Half the money goes to treatment, $0 to a border wall.

https://t.co/A7LKDS4bAt

[McDonald's Corporation @McDonaldsCorp]

Black Friday **** Need copy and link****

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

When a storm in Berlin apparently deserves a name and shuts down entire train lines but it's basically on par with a windy day in Calgary

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

My plans for Fall: eat constantly to build up a layer of blubber so I can survive the winter #foodislife #havingawhaleofatime

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

Synchro <3 https://t.co/i2cspj0gIH

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

3/3 Revolutionary Red, my article for Festival Style Magazine (also 2/3 and 1/3) https://t.co/L5M3QblzrV

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

2/3 City Guide: Berlin – Festival Style Magazine https://t.co/VDBivbFzTz

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

1/3
https://t.co/O3iGMOwZj8

[Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey]

Nobody's purrrrrrfect! https://t.co/3AtV6CdeRP

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

Anyone know a gender-neutral version of Sir/Madam? I'm thinking Mx, but can it stand as a solo noun grammatically?

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

This blew my mind a little bit: “No, I Can’t Picture That: Living Without a Mind’s Eye” by Katie Prince https://t.co/kQVBwhk20U

[Marlys Klossner @MarlysKlossner]

American Climbers Confirm the Hillary Step Is Gone @outsidemagazine https://t.co/gf5Aq7PFiO