Mike Hunt

he-man ladybug banana bonanza bungalow beef ticks and lice

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@Tiziiicarp Hola

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

Goddamn I hope I die soon 🤪🙉🎊🎉💯🙌🤜🤛🙆🤸🧚💃🕺🌀🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🦓🐾🍑🍆🍨🍦🧊🧳🎈🎂🎀🎁🎇🎆🎄👑

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@sm0ltruc Nah, I was there for a driving class and had some in my pocket. Been clean for 6 months but this reminded me of that. Always thought it was funny that I had it right under their noses...

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@sm0ltruc Snorted fent in their restroom once

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@capnbstrd [email protected] hooked us (Wax Fur) up!

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

Less than a lesson

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

It feels like I've been sleepwalking for two months and just woke up

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

All D.A.R.E had to do was say heroine fucks yr pecker up and that would've been enough. Instead they told us it might make u gae

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

Fresh outta Betty Ford, feeling like a new guy. Never been so determined.

Anyone got $20?

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

U know what's under a ponytail...

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@s4vck I feel this.

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

I want a dealer with nothing but vintage drugs. Only Percodan, Demerol, Quaaludes, PCP, Mescaline, MDA and only sells quoi'd by the lid

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@_fauxdeep_ Goddamn it

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@yearofthetullus Combined, it'll definitely hurt but I think they'll be ok

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@midsmoker1997 I am so lucky, dear Neptune 😍😍😍

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

Driving with only 2 1/2 tires is really hard

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

I'm a flipper baby
Neanderthal, a cretin
Doctor said
Maybe something yr eatin'

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

@HumansNoContext Tharack Obama

[Mike Hunt @MarmadukeGaylo1]

They're called soft drinks because they make your teeth soft