DastardlyBastard

I am my favorite root vegetable.

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

“Yo got a white paper bro?”

Translation:
I’m only interested in ROI. I have no intention of comprehending anything else. I’ll prove that later on when I flip out because the R I D is absolute shite.

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

The Patches army be like:
@TurtleMoonCC

Fool me 4.5 times….

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

Who’s ready for the dpgc rug? That project has been an ongoing abortion from the start

Shoutout to @TurtleMoonCC for their stellar platform as well

What. A. Fucking. Joke.

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

So much work being done in the #hedera space. Take @hashpack for example. While others are aiming for operation on all devices, they are removing secure trade functionality from iOS.

So early we are still going backwards.

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

Admit it. Those of you pissed off how they are remaking cartoons are just upset you’re a step closer to watching real porn.

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

How all you Tucker fucks faring? Savor this moment. This is when your worldview (finally) starts crashing down and you don’t even know it

Get over it

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

What an absolute piece of shit @elonmusk

Do you ever consider what kind of person you’d be if your mom never attempted the abortion rather than chickening out half way through?

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

They didn’t like when i asked if they thought it was fake news. Told them I’d see them in two weeks
*old man gets butthurt and starts screaming about communism and dEeP sTaTe 🥴

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

How ridiculous are the magas? A drumpf of them just came by where i work, that used to be a restaurant years ago but is now a private office, with a note on the window saying the same. …they just came in to make sure the sign was real. Fucking retards

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

@Lorenzo_324 You seem to have a firm grasp on what copytrading is at a deep level

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

Copy trading is awesomeeeeeeeee
“bUt I d My OwN r 🥴”

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

@I_Run_Too_Much @AwakenedHBAR @MasonVersluis Myyyyyy baddddd

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

@I_Run_Too_Much @AwakenedHBAR @MasonVersluis Cuz bars or fury’s pp?

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

Old time hockey! Eddie Shore hockey!!!

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

@AwakenedHBAR @MasonVersluis Put your penis away, fury. It’s not that big

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

The moron from high school who ate white cat shit off a ritz cracker on a dare is a fanboi of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk, too

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

@AnalysisOnChain Solid research and analysis, boss. Can’t even get the name right. …people listen to you?

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

Zac Brown is a bitch and should keep his entire fakeass brand in Georgia

[DastardlyBastard @MarmotButter]

@milesdeutscher Life is different once you leave the kiddie table.

Brodudes with popped collars using mommy and daddy’s inheritance are not VCs.