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[Marnie @MarnieLea]

Is there anyone trying harder than a girl with a big dumb fashion hat at the Cabooze??

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My wrapping paper looks like toilet paper 😕

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A real housewife of North Oaks asked me to knock on the bathroom door FOR her because she was feeling sick. Imagine having to shit so bad you can’t even knock on a door that’s less than a foot from you. Hope she’s feeling better!!!

[Marnie @MarnieLea]

Million dollar idea: mixed nut/trail mix company. Call it Boom, Roasted.

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@Jessybah @drdrew If he’s not, I am! But we both know he is.

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@gwaaace They’re tearing down that shitty hotel by the bar formerly known as Cowboy Grace’s

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hello yes 911 they’re putting a Chick-fil-A down the street from my house

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@wormonastringg Runs in the family

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@Jessybah Relatable!!!

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If you get my kid slime for Christmas I’m gonna make you come over and cut it out of her rug a couple weeks later and then I’m gonna run you over with my car.

[Marnie @MarnieLea]

@kelseymckenney Honey no

[Marnie @MarnieLea]

Yesterday my client asked me “are you a Hmong?” But what she really asked me was “are you a mom?” And either way my answer is yes.

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Update on my @dogs the small smelly one is sneaking under our fence, then under my neighbors fence bc he is literally a thief in the night.

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My @dogs have 3 new toys and I know I didn’t buy them. Are they stealing them? If yes from where and how???

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@MNBobster Hi dad!

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Hi I haven’t tweeted in years but this morning Veda called Todd Rundgren... Tom Grimgrim. So here I am.

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@Jessybah I’m back bitch

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She also forgot the word for gerbils last night and called them jibbers

[Marnie @MarnieLea]

“Mom what are Fritos?”
“They’re chips made out of corn.”
“Does that lady who sings about them really want chips? Why does she want them so bad?”

…Veda thinks Beyoncé’s Freedom is about corn chips.
#fritos