Marnie Soane

Worcester University Graduate✨The Eponymous PAMALA (EdFringe 2019, 5* show)✨CFYT Alumni✨Part of Try Me, Love Me Festival 2020
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[Marnie Soane @MarnieSoaneOffi]

Are 'sending chill vibes' and 'keeping positive, testing negative' suitable ways to sign off (fairly) formal emails?
Was very close with singing off with on my emails at the museum. 😂

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Group thinking brains please: how do you tell the worst manager but some of the nicest owners that you're leaving one of their shops, but desperate to stay at the other? Answers on a postcard please.

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My mum leaves for work at 5.30 Monday to Friday. Guess who had to get up for a loo run and now can't get back to sleep. 😊 I've got jobs to do today. Don't need to be tired.

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Oh god old people don't like you arguing the change of language and how it's evolving do they? Lordy. 😂 Don't think I've made friends today.

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Just a reminder: COVID hasn't disappeared. 2 of our 5 colleague team are off with it at the moment, leaving us no choice but to close in the afternoon.

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It's only day 2 of the Festival of Slow and there's far too many dickheads about. 🙄 Followed a Honda Jazz this morning who tried to overtake a lorry and van on a blind crest. 🙄

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Day one of the manager being back off holiday. His wife (a mere shop scrub like the rest of us) has started off by complaining about the stuff we haven't done. Not even a thanks for looking after the shop. We'll see what the manager says when he's in. 🙄

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If anyone needs me, I'm out on Shadow practicing self care tomorrow. I think we both need a good run out.

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Ah yes, 'Evri' (formerly known as Hermes). Please do give me less useful photos of my lost package than this. The buildings we think these are just happen to be the other side of the woods... It's literally a 20 minute journey to go and get it if you deliver there Monday. 🙄

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Having a massive bop to Moldova! #MDA We're loving it! @Eurovision ♥️♥️

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Let all the deities bless my little 2001 Honda Civic. 🤞 She's made it to 203,000 miles and counting. 😂 Keep going, Blue. Love ya lots

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Someone on my train platform is playing Minecraft on mobile and I'm not sure about gaining xp on full volume is the way I want this society to progress

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Just posted a photo @ West Sussex https://t.co/UVrm1jMJje

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@VossEvents we're so ready for DRUKS2 tonight!

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@NationalTheatre Oh lord... What do you get for Kate Bush?? 😂 A lovely lamé Cape.

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS How it feels when your dad wheels you out to the Christmas day church service despite you getting absolutely wasted the night before

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Great to hear my boss Lucy at @WealddownMuseum on the radio this morning! A lovely surprise on a Saturday morning promoting the wool historic life weekend! 🐑

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Came across a khajiit the other day - wouldn't trust her wares tho... Smelt like skooma. :(

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Love the Southern Water protesters on ITV news tonight. 😂 'Stop the shit' shouted in the background really made the piece. 😂