Mathew Byers

I do #dadthings

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

@jbyers_19 @MByers009 @byersbrett17 @ByersTy This makes me want to stunner you right now.

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@TurtleBeach @MByers009

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@VastGG This guy would love one

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@barstoolsports @DogWalkBarstool Carl. Zero dispute.

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

@RealMickFoley @WWE @BookCameo Or yes? Everyone needs to feed their family?

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

@RealMickFoley @WWE @BookCameo No

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#WWEToronto section 116 row gg seats 1-2

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#WWEToronto Ben's 4th wwe event. #spoiledkid #heishooked

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@HeyHeyItsConrad just listened to the rikishi episode. "We're drinking and driving and gonna murder a guy?". Had me legit laughing out loud.

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

Disney Cars Visit Rainbow House Lightning McQueen Learn Colors Learning Shapes Numbers Latchet Board https://t.co/j0FwdQSOc8

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Enterprise Threat Protector Overviewcc21 https://t.co/LgBCjvXT64

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Learn Colors Superhero Finger Body Paint Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Hulk Family Nursery Rhymes Song https://t.co/2TRovQnCVy

[Dan O'Toole @dangotoole]

THIS IS REAL: Boss just told us, if this tweet gets 50 thousand retweets, @JayOnrait and I are allowed to grow beards for the playoffs.

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

@amaclaren life's pretty much over. Lol

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@amaclaren looks like he or she (can't tell in the picture) had been running wild for at least a month on my account. I Didn't even notice.

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

Fuck you tiny asian kid that hacked my Twitter account. I'm watching you.

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

“@someecards:Woman spends all day feeling boners poke at her lower back. http://t.co/XAtHkVGEhW”@S__Perry boner pants

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

"@OverlyManlyMann: Why would I buy a dishwasher? I married one."@S__Perry

[Mathew Byers @Maroby99]

@CHEXNewsWatch rummaging through my blue box when it's on the street? No problem. When the blue box is on my front porch? Huge problem.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

If this tweet gets 3,000 RT's by the end of tonight's game, one lucky fan will win a Kawasaki jersey! @BlueJays #whiff