Maroon E

avid gather step enthusiast, bought off by big seed oil and big carb

[Maroon E @Maroon_22E]

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[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

White people are always like “really getting our steps in today lol”

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

She’s so hot I want to add her as a beneficiary to my 401k

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register

[Bbg @BigBlueGoonie]

Bench the pro bowl rookie qb for a rapist, #wow

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

As soon as I see Solomon Hill go towards LeBron

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Warriors fans don’t even fight back anymore they just look at you like this

[Book @DevinBook]

🤦🏽‍♂️ “Pick n Roll at 00 every time”

[sam @sam_d_1995]

cannot think of a stronger bear signal than the “they offer raw milk” LARP

if the founders of the company are too stupid to understand that raw milk comes with safety risk and zero upside, how can I possibly trust them to build a fucking nuclear reactor

[Chandler Dudebro @dudebro30]

“Yeah bro I’m from Atlanta it’s crazy there”

[⋆𐙚₊˚⊹cherry ⚢ @alm0ndtofu_]

national gf day and i have the most beautiful girlfriend ever i just can’t stop winning

[Maroon E @Maroon_22E]

@NBAHistory Hell nah

[olddirtybaroo @olddirty_baroo]

Mario Hezonja running the break with Steph and Yaxel

[Kazmo @heykazmo]

I heard in 4DX whenever an arrow is shot in The Odyssey a random audience member is shot through the chest. Their lifeless body flapping away in the gyrating seat. Surreal.

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

guy who got out of the odyssey and thought “man i wish they talked about zeus’s law more”

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

Yeah mate I could’ve strung the bow I just didn’t want to