Melissa Ward

25. Peaked at 22, so have very little to lose.

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Appalling puns so on point I was nearly converted #obviouslymiddeclassvillagechurch

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Selasi was everything #GBBO #goodnightsweetprince

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

#fuckthepolice

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Yeeeeesssss #GetOut https://t.co/BiFM1uKEzc

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

My ability to turn scarlet in a matter of seconds will forever reveal my tourist nature #britabroad #travel

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

You can still experience expensive, fancy af restaurants in Europe if you refuse food and just drink wine (fancily) in the corner #traveltip

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Joys of travel: Meeting different people. Pains of travel: Rogue Trump supporters.
#tellmemoreasshole #traveltroubles

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Let's be honest, it's not really about #TeamJen, it's allll about #TeamPetty. #brangelina

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay https://t.co/5SBlW200wg

[mistEliquid @mistEliquid]

All you need to know about getting your first vape kit! #Vapetober #vapefam
https://t.co/K3p3aQ9S7A

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Obviously @brendan_sheerin is the only presenter who could even hope to fill #MelandSue's boots. #GBBO #CAKES https://t.co/oMQZ9quiMg

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Side note: researching #stress busters can sometimes cause stress #TuesdayMotivation https://t.co/NzT0SviGcz

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Crying the ugliest fucking tears even though the internet already spoiled it for me anyway #GameofThrones

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

"I'm not much of a fighter... I apologise for what you're about to see" #meafter5vodkas #GameofThrones

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

@Megan_wsb Imagine that in that bed, man brought you smokes and cocktails

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

@Megan_wsb going home before 6am is for losers

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Moment of appreciation for #coffeeshops who put up with me only ordering cheap #tea because I'm not metal enough for the hard stuff

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

@TheShowstoppers can heaven be like Billy Elliot: ballet style with cloud mine conflicts

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Bravely attempting to speak un poco español will often be greeted by blank stares and embarrassing pointing #solotravel

[Melissa Ward @MaroonedMel]

Living alone means drinking juice straight from the carton and aggressively thinking 'just look at me now, Mum' #solotravel