Timmy O’Poole

Fell down a rabbit-hole, stuck in a salt-mine .. Help!!!
Defender of The US (SR)

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@ZeeStrong60 @JustineBateman @Allmercy007 arson has existed forever, these unusually dry conditions have not.
I'm surprised how many people can't do the basic math on this

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@JustineBateman "All units be on the lookout for 2 strawmen riding scooters"

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@Muckfuslims @Timothy_Mark7 now Chuck, have you been shitting your pants to own the Libs again?

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@mykyt0sha I think you want something orange in your mouth more

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@HabitualLinest I feel like a lot of 'red-pilled Catholics' would agree with you ... but I think that's because the one on the left looks more like a child

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@CatholicCoachP @HabitualLinest I don't sympathize with your perspective, but that's probably because I don't pay for prostitutes -- so I have no hair-trigger association with make-up and prostitution.
No offense

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

the tech industry before and after the general public discovers what an H1B is

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@RM04200170 @iamyesyouareno @Wikipedia You know you can literally be a part of the Wikipedia community and split hairs over bullsht like this with the actual people who wrote it?
You'd probably rather complain about it on twitter tho, so

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

My libertarian uncle and his oriental wife just showed up to Christmas dinner

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@dan_goodnight @FiveTimesAugust of course not, boosters are for old people -- like flu shots.
I got the double vax tho, cuz I'm not a baby.
So how much longer you give me till the mythical spike proteins clot me up?
So far I'm > 3 years, no COVID, flu, myocarditis...

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@dan_goodnight @FiveTimesAugust I hope the folder you keep these in is titled "memes that make me feel better about my needle phobia"

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@truthterrler @CurtissKing Baka really got a weird case tho, sounds pretty certified to me

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@idrisdadgocrazy @CurtissKing no lies detected

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@WeAreLight05 @MarlowNYC very true, it's all textbook misdirection. Dave Smith does a lot of that, too -- I think he literally pointed out the similarity on a LOS episode once

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@LibrarianJoe_ @MarlowNYC god, Patrice was so funny in his disrespect, truly one of the greatest roasters.
To think we could still have him here with us today if he hadn't eaten like such an asshole

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@kevin_smith45 imagine the level of self-importance it takes to want a B&W profile pic of yourself draped in a flag

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@Blackarveli @KILAMXNHOJ yeah, the "I built this- brick by brick" is kinda like UMG saying "we botted and playlisted tf outta every one of your releases"

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@theeaustincour1 @Nero weird, he seems to be able to make fun of literally everything else in the world

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@ghostyx101 @KyletheProgramr @Nero @elaadeliahu I got a feeling some of your theocratic wishes are about to come true over the next few years

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@backoutsidebois damn, you think "time to watch the party die" was Kendrick taunting him to do it?