Puns and Proses

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[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@CursedAnimeMeme @ToeiAnimation

[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@mtracey Bro, what do they have on you? 😭 It has to be worse than PDF filia or else how did they get you to cape for Epstein like this?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Leaked Texts seem to show that far-right MAGA influencer Jake Lang, 31 was texting a man pretending to be a 15-year-old girl on Instagram.

Read the alleged texts below.

Why the hell are the people who shout and scream the most, calling everyone else pedos, the ones who seem to be the disgusting ones?

[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@itsJay_nice Number 10 reporting for duty 🫡

[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@ritzyzoo @ghostcyy They’re usually the same people

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

@JDVance get an abortion @SLOTUS, don't sentence your child to a lifetime of knowing that this was his father

[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@JDVance If ICE wants to work with local law enforcement, why did your FBI block them from the investigation(s)?

[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@KNOWur_Place His punishment should be being treated like that by someone Shaq sized until he's half dead. Unbelievable levels of pussy

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: A new video out of Minneapolis shows the truth ICE doesn’t want you to see… compliance does not protect you.

In this video, ICE agents pull up to a vehicle and immediately demand the driver’s ID.

The man calmly asks the most basic, legally protected question: “Why am I being pulled over?”

They never answer… because they don’t have a legal reason to stop him.

Even so, the man begins to retrieve his ID anyway.

An agent then orders him to turn off the vehicle. The driver says, “No problem, sir, I’ll get out.”

The agent refuses, then immediately changes commands again: “I need to see your ID.”

Suddenly, an agent on the passenger side pounds on the window. Then he strikes it with a hard object, clearly threatening to break it.

At the same time, the driver-side agent again demands the ID.

This is not confusion. This is intentional command overload… a tactic used to manufacture “noncompliance” so force can be justified.

ICE’s own training materials explicitly state:

“Noncompliance or refusal to cooperate with officer commands, without fighting back, does NOT violate 18 U.S.C. § 111.”

In plain English: not immediately obeying commands is NOT a crime.

And here’s the key legal issue:

Unless agents have:
• a valid arrest warrant, or
• probable cause that a specific crime has been committed

they cannot:
• use force
• break windows
• issue violent threats
• detain or arrest someone

Probable cause means specific, articulable facts that would make a reasonable officer believe a crime occurred… not vibes, not attitude, not silence, not filming, not asking questions.

Back in the video, the passenger-side agent escalates further, shouting:
“First time I ask you to roll your window down, you do it.”

The driver responds:
“Are you in danger, sir? Are you escalating this?”

The agent replies:
“I don’t know. Hands up.”

Despite the driver repeatedly attempting to comply and hand over ID, agents continue shouting conflicting commands.

At one point, the agent orders the driver to “talk to the original agent”… which is exactly what the driver was doing before the window-smashing threat.

Then the man asks, “Are you feeling unsafe or uneasy?”

The agent responds, “I don’t know, man.” while standing on the passenger side of the car, smirking.

The driver finally says what anyone would say surrounded by armed men:
“How many guns do I have around me? I need you to calm down. I’m asking him to stop banging on my car. Is that too much?”

He even offers… again… to step out of the vehicle.

This is not law enforcement. This is intimidation fishing for an excuse.

No probable cause.
No warrant.
No lawful basis for force.

And yet, the escalation came entirely from the agents.

This video proves something chilling: you can comply, stay calm, ask lawful questions… and still be threatened with violence.

So, the question isn’t “Why didn’t he just comply?”

The question is how many people have already been assaulted under this exact playbook… and how many more will be, before this stops?

[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@BoHimeChella

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: Border Patrol agents are caught on camera unlawfully stopping and threatening a U.S. citizen at a gas station, with zero legal basis.

In the video, a Border Patrol agent approaches a man who is simply pumping gas into an unmarked vehicle and immediately demands, “Let me see your ID.”

The man correctly responds, “I don’t have to show it to you.”

Instead of stating any lawful reason for the stop, the agent escalates and asks, “How do I know you’re a U.S. citizen?”

That question alone exposes the violation.

The man is wearing normal clothing, committing no crime, not crossing a border, not driving, and not suspected of anything. There is no traffic stop, no reasonable suspicion, no probable cause, and no legal authority to demand proof of citizenship in this context.

So, what the agent is really saying is this:

If you don’t look white enough, you must prove you belong.

That is racial profiling. It is unconstitutional. And it is illegal.

The agent then issues a threat: “This can go two ways. I can take you in, or you show me your ID.”

That is not a choice, it’s coercion.

Faced with the threat of unlawful detention, the man is forced to hand over his identification, surrendering his rights under duress.

This is exactly how constitutional rights are stripped away, not by law, but by intimidation.

If Border Patrol can demand “proof of citizenship” from Americans at a gas station with no cause, then no one’s rights are safe.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

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[Jason Paladino @jason_paladino]

The folks at @bellingcat created this helpful visualization showing the locations of the ICE vehicles and personnel in relation to Renee Nicole Good’s car, using imagery of the shooting. They posted on the other site but not here.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is one of the best, frame-by-frame breakdowns here by Brenna Perez of the Minnesota ICE shooting, proving without a doubt that ICE agent wasn't in danger, and he murdered Renee Good.

Make sure everyone sees it.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

They killed their child

[chukwudi @wrdjsn]

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[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@BoHimeChella We all care 😤

[Puns and Proses @MarrazzoPatrick]

@RinoTheBouncer Bully or Prototype