Mary Ryan

nobody’s girlfriend

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

If you had told me two years ago that there would be a global pandemic, I would have believed you because the pandemic started like two years ago.

[Jules @jkenny15_]

It’s great that the full moon is finally affecting men- @Marrbears

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

I wish my horoscope would say "Today, you will get railed by a hottie" :/

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

If you have a Twitter crush on me tell me before it’s too late

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

I bought charcoal toothpaste, so now whenever I brush my teeth I feel the girl from the exorcist.

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

fuck the Scarecrow, marry the Cowardly Lion, kill the Tin Man

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

Retweet if you are also drinking boba tea and listening to the "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" soundtrack

[Lucy Blehar @lucyblehar]

I’d rather date a gay man from Silverlake than a straight man from NoHo

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

My boobs are getting bigger and I am worried I made a deal with the devil and forgot.

[Lucy Blehar @lucyblehar]

Bunny MacDougal can suck a dick

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

The first episode of ‘OVERSHARING’ is HEREEEEE! I co-created and co-wrote with my besties
@KyleKasabian and @lucyblehar directed by @mbharoocha and executive produced by @JayKogen
and Naomi Odenkirk! I can't even believe it!!! WATCH!!!
https://t.co/lrdLScTc3q

[Jay Kogen @JayKogen]

So PLEASE check out episode 1 of a new internet show I was a part of and hoping to make into a series. It's called OVERSHARING and it's about two best friends and the weird hellscape people in their 20s find themselves struggling through. https://t.co/rIco6M7aZs

[Lucy Blehar @lucyblehar]

The first episode of ‘OVERSHARING’ is hot n ready! I co-created and co-wrote this sweet mess with @KyleKasabian and @Marrbears, directed by @mbharoocha and executive produced by @JayKogen and Naomi Odenkirk! A dream come true! Watch: https://t.co/to95a1e2vZ

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

Where do I find this crab?

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

No Celine...MY Heart Will Go On.

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

@lucyblehar but at what cost?

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

I love fake ice in TV shows.

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

If this tweet gets 1K likes... I will go to sleep cause it's late!

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

My heel still itches, someone help.

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

I love to leave parties early, get right into my bed, and google things like "why does my left heel itch?"

[Mary Ryan @Marrbears]

Fuck Cookie Dough. Marry Mint Chip. Kill Neapolitan.