Samara Campbell

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

Gonna line my eyes, I'm gonna paint them black. Gonna lose my red lipstick to a whiskey glass. #badgirlphase

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

Oh mama the way that I’m livin
Lyin’ and a sinnin’ and I just change
If I ever get to heaven it’s a doggone shame. @kmn_77 #lyricstoliveby

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

Can't wait to see @jakeowen and @thecadillac3 in just over an hour!!! #thesouth #beachin

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

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[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

@Kennyzimlinghau I only made it through the first episode. I used to love her, now I mostly just want to strangle her.

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

@thecadillac3 @jakeowen Already have tickets to see you in Rapid City! Can't wait!

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

@LoneStarBeer What's the farthest north you distribute? #sadwithoutlonestar in South Dakota.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Ladies,
Dressin' like a hussy is like rollin' around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs.

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

@thecadillac3 @jakeowen Just got my tickets! So excited!!!

[The Cadillac 3 @thecadillac3]

Rapid City, SD! Pre-sale tix for #TC3 and @jakeowen go on-sale this Wednesday, 2/19 at 10am! Use password THESOUTH14: http://t.co/7hP3VcWfqq

[Miranda Lambert @mirandalambert]

We should both win Supreme titles!

[Laura Bell Bundy @LauraBellBundy]

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

[Miranda Lambert @mirandalambert]

I guess nobody but us speaks redneck cause on "here comes honey boo boo"the whole show has subtitles... I understand every word! :)

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

@WakeUp_Taylor Lilith doesn't have a patch, she has a full on bush and it is scary!!!

[Ree Drummond - The Pioneer Woman @thepioneerwoman]

What do you call a cow that just had a baby? Decalfinated. (Sorry.)

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

If your name is "Jeff" but you spell it "Geoff", you should just change your name to "Penishead".

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Here's hoping that not a single one of you all took even an once of bullshit today....

[Samara Campbell @MarriJade]

@blakeshelton Are you flaky, buttermilk or home style?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

The two most important things are family and horses.