la Cachana

tiendo a la hipérbole

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

Plan dominguero: echarnos hongos para visitar a mis papás

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

Siento que siempre estoy perdiendo una batalla contra los platos sucios

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

@eli_mccartney @jzux JAJAJAJJA 😭😭😭

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

Hace mucho que no tenía novio, y ahora que tengo novio está bien padre que de repente me siento muy culpable por hacer cosas de novios con mi novio, y me empiezo a frenar pero luego digo no, espérate, sí es mi novio, lo puedo amar como yo quiera, tengo permiso :’)

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

Como los vampiros neófitos en twilight

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

I love that video of those kids beating up that grown ass man. I’ve had to split up so many girl fights in my career and I just KNOW that hurt. You have no idea the physical strength a child going through puberty has. Dude got his ass WHOOPED.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

"I love you to the point of invention"🥹

[Bull @bullincrisis]

The calf I was thought the field was endless, now I know every fence by heart.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

1. The narrative is sentient and it tends to side with me
2. I am a recurring motif
3. All doors open in spring
4. It's common for the echo to be more persuasive than the source
5. You will pay for what you did
6. Snowdrops and tulips and crocuses and magnolias

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

@eli_mccartney @blondehotcoffee JSJJAJJAJ I COULD

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

for better or worse the world is run by whoever shows up

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

@mercurialsarah @eli_mccartney

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

remember when hugh grant did this

[lia @tallsnail]

love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

@eli_mccartney @crankhart JSJSJJAJA LIT

[la Cachana @MarricMaria]

“No te pierdas tanto que si nos morimos te vas a arrepentir” —mi mamá con la boca llena de razón.

[r❦ @rachreeads]

i fear this is going to be one of my favourite books

[carlos buburrón @CBuburron]

nicolás maduro y luigi mangione en la cárcel de nueva york