MarriedInSneaks

Mom, Teacher, Disney Fan, Self Proclaimed Funny Gal, Former Entrepreneur now giving a go at reality. Owner of cutest dog in the world, who yes, eats homework.

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Have I failed as a wife/mom? I'm the only one on my news feed without a matching pajama family picture. #family #PajamaParty

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

I just tallied what I've spent on school supplies since Kindergarten. Turns out I could have bought my own private island. #schoolsupplies #broke

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Well, at least it started on a good note. #parenting #SummerVacation #lovethem

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Had a wonderful time with my family at Typhoon Lagoon today @WDWToday Special thanks to our server Melissa from Chicago IL. She did a great job & made our visit memorable. #CastCompliment

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Student: “How do you spell diarrhea?”
Me: “Why would you need me to spell that word?
Student: “I just finished my book, Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid.”
Me: “You may need to read it again.”
#DiaryofaWimpyKid #hilarious

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

The dreaded end of year words you never want to hear from your principal: “You’re getting a new classroom next year!”
#timetopack #needmoreboxes #newbeginnings

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Thank God for the kindness of strangers.

[NBC Nightly News with Tom Llamas @NBCNightlyNews]

San Francisco parents rally around teacher with cancer who has to pay for her own substitute: https://t.co/ddByx0zqtC

@rehemaellis has more now.

[We Are Teachers @WeAreTeachers]

Choose kindness, always.

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Never teach pronouns with a head cold.
Me: “I, me, he, shit, they.”
Students: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Me: (Silently to self), Dear Lord, I’ve done it now. Let the emails begin! #embarrassing #trouble #OOF

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Popcorn, check. Red wine, check. "Who you wearing? pajamas, check.
No grading papers for this teacher tonight. It's the Oscars! #Oscars #redcarpet

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Me: “Why is your project so heavy?”
Student: “My glue stick ran out.”
Me: “So how much Elmer’s did you use?”
Student: “I have no idea, but I’m out of that now too.”
#sticky #project #nevergonnadry

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Nothing like running into one of your students at the local CVS while carrying a tube of Preparation H. #embarrassing #maybetheythinkitstoothpaste #painintheass

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Trying to make up work after two (2) hour delays and one snow day is like....#goingnowhere #stuck #WednesdayMotivation #wednesdaythoughts #its3oclocksomewhere

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Snow days are not just for kids. This teacher enjoyed every minute. #Netflix #Audible #hotbath #Snowangel #snowday

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

My small class of 18 students joined the #EpicReadingChallenge last week. I was blown away when by Friday I realized they had read over 300 titles in just a week. Thank you Epic! #secondgrade #lovetoread

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Student: "If this one is a penny, what is that one?"
Me: "A penny."
Student: "But it looks nothing like that one."
Me: "Turn it over." #lessonlearned #makescents

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Me: Has anyone ever caught a butterfly?
Student: Yes.
Me: And then you wanted to set it free?
Student : Well, not really.
Me: But you did, why?
Student: My Mom said: "No more butterflies in the house!" #butterfly #funny #lesson

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Can we have just one day of winter where no student cries the words: "Help, I'm stuck in my coat!" #zipper #upset #coldweather #springisontheway

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Bought stained glass projects for classroom @officialacmoore . Would think I gave them each a pot of gold. #cheapidea #prettyclassroom #happystudents #happyteacher

[MarriedInSneaks @MarriedInSneaks]

Still trying to figure out how to leave from @officialacmoore without spending more than $50 at the register, and swearing I've just bought the "Best New Project Ever." #poor #teacher #lovemyjob