MarriedWithHorses

A Podcast hosted by pro barrel racer, Jackie Jatzlau and her husband, Lane.

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@latimes And y’all just THOUGHT no one gave a shit about the oscars the last few years. Maybe you can broadcast it on O Network and get the 50k in viewership you deserve.

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@Annakhait ie She’d get CRUSHED by Dan Crenshaw, Nikki Haley, Condi Rice, etc.

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@Annakhait I don’t mind Candace, but she’s got A LOT of holes to fill before making political hay like a presidential run. She wouldn’t even be 3rd or 4th in primary I don’t think. Obviously, she’s not 35, so moot point.

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@luckylukeekul Your narration of @KevinHearne’s new work, Ink and Sigil, is absolutely amazing. Maybe the best I’ve ever heard. Really great job, man! Very impressive.

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@Osullivan99Josh @ByronFackenthal @texasT_20 @yogagenie @TrainingRunnerH @GregAbbott_TX @joshosullivan99 👆🏻retarded

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@rogtho2000 @JuliaMorales The Astros are in Oakland. Think about where that is on the map. You can’t play with 1 team. Sure, MOST Astros fans feel the decision last night was misguided at best, but if this is what it takes to completely turn your back, you were no fan from the jump. T&P’s for a good life

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@dfbarron @Chandler_Rome So, we’re genuinely supposed to be believe Toro gives us a better shot with a possible extra AB than Big Al in the 2-hole? Seems weird. Toro will prob go 4-4.

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@bookonbob @rowanathelas @LongoriaDoris @DanCrenshawTX Exactly. Hence the backlash... it should NOT be done like this. You SHOULD have to request mail-in. Dems are pushing for just silly mail-to-everyone policies. That’s a gd joke.

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There’s a “spike” in COVID cases because we’ve increased testing.

If we gave out more IQ tests, there’d be a spike in morons too.

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@FluffyTet @TwitterEng I literally don’t know what one of these things mean, but I’m all for them over the other goofy bullshit Twitter is trying to do!

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@QuickNick8 @llauralouisiana @KnitLynne @DanCrenshawTX I know, after he tweets for 2min then the other 1338 in the day are just ruined. Y’all are so stupid. It’s insane how dumb twitter has made people. The world is certainly a worse place because of this platform.

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@kathy_7 @kirstiealley Wow. This is the dumbest thing I’ve read on Twitter in about 4 minutes. Which is saying quite a bit...

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@Lemon_jupiter @TwitterSafety You’re an idiot.

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@EatonCharli @GadSaad @davidhogg111 Dumbasses will be dumb. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The garden is coming along nicely. Before the quarantine there was nothing here (except the live oak). Now, we’re growing all sorts of things. Vegetables and flowers are thriving before the heat of Texas Summer hits… https://t.co/AULn9v5cA1

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@EatonCharli @GadSaad @davidhogg111 This is retarded. If you actually think this, you’re an idiot.

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@DanCrenshawTX Aren’t they gonna be surprised when the laser beam shoots out of the missing eye!

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After a long weekend of barrel racing, the freezer was calling. 20-minutes in here does wonders when everything hurts.
What’s cooler than being cool... #IceCold #barrelracing #coldtub #recovery… https://t.co/2mIP9Y6uG6

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🎙💍🐎NEW EPISODE🐎💍🎙

Welcome Back! 

This episode of Married With Horses is with USA Today Best Selling Author, Jamie Lee Scott. Jamie has penned a number of novels over her prolific writing career. Jamie talks about… https://t.co/rDfAUHCVKA

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It’s always a great day when @jimmierae comes to the ranch to ride her ponies! Still sitting #2 in the world, but #1 in our 💕!! Ha!

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