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[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@DeadByBHVR Can’t let survivors ever have anything nice

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Everyone showing up to @Twitter today while @Facebook @instagram @WhatsApp are down like...

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@GetAheadEd @DennisDJr @netflix @RahulKohli13 @flanaganfilm @k8siegel @annabethgish @alexessoe @kristinlehman1 @midnightmass Ugh no

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

Once a month Arturo takes me to drag brunch and let’s me get pretty drunk and that’s true love

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

JOLENE

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@looomaccc

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

Pet rent is so stupid

You mean to tell me I can have like 10 kids legally in my apartment who would cause 110% more damage than my cat but I don’t have to pay kid rent or a kid fee?

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@looomaccc Our maintenance guy just SNITCHED while we are on month 11 so we got hit with fines and fees 🥲

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@breakfstgarrido There was one property here that told me it was a $800 FEE for each of my cats PLUS pet rent ??? My cats don’t have jobs 😭

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@breakfstgarrido Bruh don’t even get me started on that season, it’s WILD

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@KendraFiona We switched to pine pellets! You can get a 20lb back at at tractor supply for $5 and it’s so much easier to clean. Plus it’s a renewable resource unlike clay litters! Just smells like pine wood when they go!

[Georgia Southern Football @GSAthletics_FB]

𝙀 𝙇 𝙀 𝘾 𝙏 𝙍 𝙄 𝘾⚡️

#HailSouthern

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@graceinspaaace ♥️♥️♥️

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

Didn’t quit my 9-5 but added two more jobs so now I work full time

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

I might be drunk in a weird gay Irish bar in Alabama but I have a CONTROVERSIAL opinion-

THE STUFF WITH THE HORSES SHOULDNT BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT.

#1. It’s 70% the horse and they don’t even get to wear the medal

2. It’s a classist sport anyways

Ty for coming to my Ted talk

[MG @Marriedgrayson_]

@NumberOneGlobal That vandal is more beautiful than I’ll ever be 😭

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

An Alabama doctor on treating unvaccinated patients who are dying of Covid-19, and consoling their families afterward. https://t.co/a0BPJewjPB