GREAT CHIMNEYS SECRETLY ARE DIGGED
WHERE COOKIES AND MILK OUGHT TO SUFFICE
AND THINGS HAVE LEARNED TO HANG STOCKINGS
THAT OUGHT TO GET COAL
REMEMBER OUR PRESENTS
WAKE UP
Sonic is at his best when his speed is portrayed as pure skill and impossibly great athleticism rather than a superpower that makes him light up like a Christmas tree in a bad faith attempt to imitate the Flash
the ichiban account is real to me it's so real and everything is okay, kiryu is okay and he's living with his kids again, his daughter, the stupid son in law and his grandson and they're all happy and celebrating christmas and every holiday of the year together all is good
People saying he shouldn't have given Dee a cog after seeing him crash out missed the whole point of him saying a few minutes earlier the cogs were the birthright of every Transformer
Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture