BREAKING: The US government announces a relief plan for Spirit Airlines customers and the company's 17,000 employees.
Details include:
1. United, Delta, JetBlue, and Southwest are all capping ticket prices specifically for Spirit customers who now need to rebook cancelled flights
2. American Airlines and Delta Air Lines are offering reduced fares on high-volume Spirit routes
3. Allegiant has committed to freezing fare prices across routes that overlap with Spirit, and Frontier is offering up to 50% off base fares until May 10th
4. Most major US carriers are extending travel pass benefits and spare jump seats to Spirit pilots, flight attendants, and other employees who need to return home
5. Major US carriers also offer Spirit team members preferential employment interviews
Spirit Airlines officially shuts down after 33 years.
fuck my life. the local bridge troll just found out about toll booths. he’s set up on the interstate stopping each car until they answer his riddles. traffic is absolutely fucked im gonna be so late to work dude god dammit