Marrskid

Marrs on Earth.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

C. S. Lewis with maybe the most important paragraph ever written for people with creative ambitions

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

The amount of dudes clowning on this bc it’s not another boring traditional suit and tie is why men’s fashion sucks so hard.

[Travis “Panic” Mathew @trav_mathew]

I hate when I open YouTube before going to bed and it’s straight grey loot

[Lise 🏳️‍⚧️ @N4pstr]

dude open the wikipedia home page it doesn't matter what browser

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US government announces a relief plan for Spirit Airlines customers and the company's 17,000 employees.

Details include:

1. United, Delta, JetBlue, and Southwest are all capping ticket prices specifically for Spirit customers who now need to rebook cancelled flights

2. American Airlines and Delta Air Lines are offering reduced fares on high-volume Spirit routes

3. Allegiant has committed to freezing fare prices across routes that overlap with Spirit, and Frontier is offering up to 50% off base fares until May 10th

4. Most major US carriers are extending travel pass benefits and spare jump seats to Spirit pilots, flight attendants, and other employees who need to return home

5. Major US carriers also offer Spirit team members preferential employment interviews

Spirit Airlines officially shuts down after 33 years.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Saw something similar happen to a dude in a 7/11 parking lot

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

[𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐬 ☭ @TheSashaExpress]

How it’s feels to be atheist and exclaim “oh my god” and “Jesus Christ”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ has been released.

In theaters on September 18.

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

[turbomander @turbomander]

fuck my life. the local bridge troll just found out about toll booths. he’s set up on the interstate stopping each car until they answer his riddles. traffic is absolutely fucked im gonna be so late to work dude god dammit

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

“Your next task is to finish the video game you’re playing before starting a new one.”

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[Rebecca @RebeccaChasen]

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

[ྀི @hrtindica]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My love language? Ignoring Teams messages after 2pm on Friday

[kailyn wynn 🐈‍⬛ @kailynsremains]

favorite coworker quit

[brynn🕳️ @brynnposting]

where are we going with this my brother

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Me: whatever happens happen

Whatever: *happens*

Me: