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Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind.

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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

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To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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What do they use to ship styrofoam?

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Love conquers all things: Let us too give in to love.

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A noble hunger, long unsatisfied, met at last its proper food. C.S. Lewis

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.