Mars And Venus

My husband is definitely from Mars.......

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

Me: I've done 28 parachute jumps

Husband: I caught a 14lb carp once

Me: ........

Husband: it's the same sort of excitement

Me: .......

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Star Wars creator pays 'touching' tribute to Carrie Fisher https://t.co/di7H9ee119

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

Lovely to see @Fern_Britton on my telly today @thismorning
#smileswithhereyes #cheeredmeup
#thanksFern
xxx

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Thanks Portsmouth. You were amazing. See you again some day.

[TIME @TIME]

United won’t use police to remove passengers: "This will never happen again" https://t.co/1aVt4vrZq9

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

My husband and I disagree about disagreeing!!

What planet is he from.......

[The Guardian @guardian]

A history of Sean Spicer's gaffes as White House press secretary https://t.co/GlLs86CKGk

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@JasonManford @OlivierAwards @ITVNightlyShow That's ok Jase, there are plenty of channels to choose from 😉

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@DLanceBlack @TomDaley1994 I'll do it for him 'get off the couch!!' X

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@JasonManford Harsh! Jason's fit ❤

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@rickygervais Wow!

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@kayeadams just seen ur FB post.
I think you might need therapy?!

#mooncupnightmares

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@myleftfang Look at you! You are beautiful ❤

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

In the garden drinking wine with my husband

Me: I love you

Husband: is that you or the wine talking?

Me: Its me......talking to the wine

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@skweatherall accepted 😁

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@skweatherall I've just followed you......now we're both lost!!

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

At a Chinese restaurant with husband last night.

My fortune cookie said-be quiet for a while.

His said-talk while you have the chance.

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

Comes to something when you and your husband have to play rock, paper scissors to decide who gets the lie in!
#lifewithkids

[TIME @TIME]

How coffee can help you live longer https://t.co/fmTx0ONxNA

[Mars And Venus @MarsAndVenus22]

@TIME This is my kind of news ☕️