Connor Durm

Rocket Scientist, Pip Wrangler, and meme enthusiast

[Connor Durm @Mars_Astronaut]

Nature rules

[Connor Durm @Mars_Astronaut]

@ataraxiabeats Only if the bribe isn’t big enough

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Potential Gamer Fuel? Dove Men+Care Fresh & Clean Fortifying 2-In-1 Shampoo Has Caffeine In It And Actually Tastes Pretty Good https://t.co/edYxIRvihy

[CSPAN @cspan]

President Biden test drives F-150 Lightning: "This sucker's quick!"

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

(And no this is not intended for magic the gathering players, you’re cool w/ me)

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings.

We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I SAW THIS SHOW

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Here is a quick tutorial on how to keep your meat safe from Joe Biden

[Connor Durm @Mars_Astronaut]

The long game is finally paying off, those 30 barrels of oil in my basement for the last year are about to make me rich

[Connor Durm @Mars_Astronaut]

Sneak peak of me going door to door trying to offload the large amount of free oil I’ve purchased in the future

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

The top 20% of households received 65% of the benefit from Trump’s tax cuts. The bottom 20% received 1%. On @Morning_Joe, I showed how the American Rescue Plan flips the script in favor of those closer to the bottom.

[Brent Terhune in Lexington KY Aug 7&8 @BrentTerhune]

Leave these hedge fund managers alone

[John Kruzel @johnkruzel]

NEW: Dr. Fauci on TRUMP vs. BIDEN approach to science:

"The idea that you can get up here and...let the science speak, it is somewhat of a liberating feeling."

[Maddow Blog @MaddowBlog]

Full video: Inaugural poet Amanda Gorman

[Yamazuya @Yamazuya]

Guess we're done being subtle about it, huh?

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

D.C. Police Officer Daniel Hodges’ bravery has gone viral with a video of him being crushed against a door during the U.S. Capitol riot. ⁠

"If it wasn't my job, I would have done that for free," Hodges said. ⁠https://t.co/bJJb94kD6K

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Honestly the idea of Mike Pence being president for 12 hours or something, so that everyone who looks back at the list of U.S. Presidents generations from now is like "WTF happened there?", is another (small) reason to vote on removal *before* Trump leaves office.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.