Marsaline!!!

★ FNB-HS ★

[Allegro ♪ @Allegro_spl]

My dad threw my ds out a 2nd story window as a kid, completely destroying it, bc I wasn’t getting ready fast enough

I didn’t learn to be more time efficient from it, I just cried a lot and got really uneasy whenever he picked up my things after that.

Don’t do this to your kids.

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

and niggas wanted you to feel bad that he got smoked

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[kira-ann @charrlysa]

This is what I was tweeting about yesterday. We can no longer rely on the assumption ai will be visually distinct or bad looking. Yesterday I heard an ai song that was horrifyingly good to where I was shocked it was ai. You must be against ai on principle, not bc of aesthetic

[Sara⁷🐳 @Wayard_Dragon]

Gonna be so honest, misogyny from the audience is a big factor but i don't want anyone to let the marketing team off the hook either. There was almost no marketing for this movie, one ugly ass poster for months and no hype built when they already had the foundations with superman

[kiki ✮⋆˙ @sehaniine]

this is genuinely the worst news i have heard. no more sharing games with your friends, no more buying games second hand, no more OWNING your own games. fuck you playstation

[nathan @nathanrobii]

if the 80 yr president whos extremely obese wants to give a very long speech in 107 degrees weather i think we should let him

[mdlpa 🌺 @mellemusic]

Behind every billionaire’s lifestyle is an army of invisible workers. Her former private chef is suing her because she miscarried after being overworked, following two workplace suits by former housekeepers.

Let the Kardashian empire burn.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

“never forget what they took from you” while using the thing that’s actively taking everything from you

[PoopyHead7005.exe @ToiletCl0gger]

Everyday..tiktok tests me bro

[門 @dyodayas]

they’re gonna have a kid just like tom who 25 years from now will make a tiktok akin to the one sofia coppola’s daughter made accidentally getting the wedding photo in the background and we’ll all be 50 and GAGGED bc it’ll be just as BEAUTIFUL as we imagined

[➃ @spiderbuckk]

HELL YEAHHHHH TOM HOLLAND YOU WILL BE PLAYING SPIDER-MAN TILL UR 60

[nibby⁷ 🫧 @zoromins]

oh sister i don’t like his tone…

[KAYC℮ ℮🎧 @ipodgirl2003]

I’m tired of people saying he’s autistic and on drugs I wanna know the real reason he acts and moves like that I know drug addicts and I know autistic people and they do not move like this bro

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[tamsii🪻 @Tarrsworld]

a movie about a woman superhero beating and killing men who traffick and rape little girls hmm no wonder men bombed the reviews and shit about it like the catty dicks they are..

[🌷 , petra! ୭ৎ 16 @peterfemmejay]

he is completely misinterpreting what she said and may's heart is breaking in her grave actually

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.