X-Wing @ Aliciousness

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

All my heros went to Hell

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

‘cause you are water twelve feet deep and i am boots made of concrete. #scumbag

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

@ashleymfmay That’s life. That’s why.

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

@ashleymfmay #1up

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

WHEN THE CLIENT TAKES OFF THEIR OWN CHAIRCLOTH BEFORE YOURE READY..

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

@punkkid3000 ewwwwwwww KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

@punkkid3000 what’s this about

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

A vacuum that sucks, doesn’t. #woke #deep

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

How can you look at our country’s flag and not shed a tear

[Peon Musk @flesh__sack]

Every good Christian knows about spontaneous ass cancer.

#egckasac

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

Hindsight for Prez 20/20.

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

“We’re gonna turn the red carpet black.” -Lindsey Ferrin

[Peon Musk @flesh__sack]

*parting the hills*
“dude! we’re like moses! Earth Moses!”
“I like Earth Moses...we’re E-Mo!” 😹 @MarseeJamie

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

Drugs r dumb.

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

Not all memories deserve reminiscing.

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

I’m a master of 3 things.

Timing.

Being a dick.

Sarcasm.

Counting.

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

@punkkid3000 That’s such a conceited nickname he dawned on himself. #whatanasshat

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

@punkkid3000 it can be art, but that still doesn’t mean he isn’t trash

[X-Wing @ Aliciousness @MarseeJamie]

@punkkid3000 NO ONE CARES