MarshallFamous

marshall woodward impersonator

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

poems in the summer
nudes in the fall
memes in the winter
In spring I make them all

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

interesting to see melton & HOU prospects so high when Fangraphs said this today

"ZiPS isn’t the least bit sold on Jacob Melton; his minor league performance was underwhelming for a prospect with a predicted power upside"

https://t.co/LWewMZVFVG

[Jon Anderson @JonPgh]

Some of the hitting prospects I'd draft this year

I'm giving way too much away for free on here!

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

LA & NY getting wiped off the map with frightening speed

[Chris Black @donetodeath]

I might have to go wookie mode for this. Find me in the parking lot if you need a grilled cheese before the show —

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

Absolute clown show of a tweet—this is how every CMO is dealing with a fractured media ecosystem. Refining the iconic mark & turning it into a clean graphic system recognizable across touchpoints

With millions of x-channel touchpoints, you shoudln't rebrand, you should up brand

[Jeff Richards @jrichlive]

McKinsey consulting fee: $978,000

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

everyone here is missing the joke that Jesse Plemons, though he depicted a non-rostered player on Friday Night Lights, was the only Pflugerville native to actually play football. He taught the rest of the cast how to BALL.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Sam Darnold when the Vikings need him to play like a top 40 QB

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

@lovemeatrider @JonPgh @TBT_MLB 2024

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

@spectrapoets every like is a line break

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

Really healthy that halloween has passed, otherwise we’d have crazy couples costume outfits of hooded chalamet assassin + healthcare CEO

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

I only have two types of dreams - plane crash over the southern Atlantic or conversation with diplo abt poetry

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

I wrote three poems about Cy Twombly and grammar for issue 8 of @annuletpoetics — big thanks to @aliciaawwright for including these poems I wrote while teaching third graders

https://t.co/uBcFiln1vW

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

if you knew me in 2012, you know this was my freak

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Just insane aura

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

when I grow up, I want to be an old man on a park bench.

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

no one thanks me for being amazing for the economy

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

barrack obama and my 8 year old daughter both 'like' this video

[Lorde Haus @LordeHaus]

🚨Charli XCX recently uploaded a TikTok where she’s dancing in the car with Troye, Addison, George, Terrence and… Lorde to ‘Apple x Supercut’ mashup.

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

so humiliating to see the stars of our generation made plebs on their little phones in their little chairs. where is the glamour

[aileen ❦ @elordisdior]

whoever’s idea it was to have jacob elordi sit on a big rabbit chair…thank you

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

josh o'connor

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Who would you like to see play Joan of Arc in Baz Lurhmann’s upcoming film?

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

just found out the bar where i hosted my 23rd birthday party is now the bitcoin bar where trump bought a crypto burger am i dead inside

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

In my dream we were all walking through Central Park (dad, kamala, trump) and trump kept having to take a break to wheeze and wipe his forehead with a little handerkchief

[MarshallFamous @MarshFamous]

Cant stop listening to this brassy ballad where Leonard Cohen keeps screaming YOUR NAKED BODY

https://t.co/VaZGOtq8ay

[James Gao @THEDEADONETHE]

you think you fell out of a diasporic multi-generational saga family tree?!?! 🥥